Today, I ran into a guy that I had gone on a few dates with 3 months ago and slept with him a few times, but then never heard from him again. When he looked at me, I went over and gave him a hug and said "Hey, how are you, Chris?". He hugged me back and said "Hey there cutie, what's your name?". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work. Having not seen each other in over 10 years, we spent a good 15 minutes talking about our lives after college. At the end, he asked me what my name was. FML
Today, I ran into my crush of three years ago. We used to always walk our dogs together. He still remembered my dog's name. He didn't remember mine. FML
Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML
Today, it's been 5 good months since I reconnected with a guy I've known since elementary. I have him on every social, he called me pretty, etc. We weren't ever together but he acted like my boyfriend. He stopped talking for a month, with messages every now and then, and now he has a girlfriend and doesn't talk to me. FML
Today, I ran into the guy I’ve been seeing. He was holding hands with another girl. FML
Today, I've been seeing this girl for three months. After asking her if she'd like to go out to eat with me, I realized that she never called me by my name, just "hey you". While we were out, I wondered what she had me saved as, so I texted her when she got up to use the restroom. It was "free food". FML
Today, I went on a lunch date with a guy I used to work with. When the conversation got dry, I asked him if he went by “Chris” or “Christopher” these days. His name is Daniel. My brain knew my mistake as I said it. Just when I thought the silence couldn’t get more awkward. FML
Today, a guy who I've been on five dates with called me for the first time in 2 weeks. The first thing I said was, "Don't expect me to go out with you again after going AWOL on me." Then he told me his mom died. FML
Today, I ran into a guy I knew from 3 years ago. He just moved here from out of state and is planning to stay forever. This is the same guy who dated me long distance and dumped me after a while because he “couldn’t handle long distance.” He just got engaged to a girl who lives here. FML
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manoverboard 0
So? What'd you expect?
sillylung 0
Gah, you are awkward! He obviously doesn't want to hear from you again. Why are you initiating hugs?
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Comments (193)
MrALEK 0
nice
HahaYDI 0
2nd appearance...you guys jealous?
suaveneanderthal 0
wow, sounds like you need to try harder to make a better impression in the minds of the guys you casually **** and date. YDI for sleeping meatheads ****. no wonder you didn't hear from him
FarSide 23
LOL. Not sure who is the bigger *****.
mikakarie 0
Damn. I shouldn't even bother mentioning one night stands. I guess shit like that is cool to talk about but if you actually do it everyone freaks out and you're automatically labeled as a ****. Haha the minds of people today are so archaic. People sleep around ( not saying it's a good thing ) but don't act so ******* surprised and react so harshly.
simpsonman3000 0
well, it wasn't a one night stand, technically. it's kind of different if they went out a few times, because then she obviously liked him a little bit. but you're right. it's pretty hypocritical for a woman to just **** a random guy numerous times after a few dates, but then get angry when he doesn't recognize her just because she ****** him.. deal with it, OP;you're a ****. ***** don't have relationships; they're not eve remembered. if you're gonna go around and **** guys after a date or two, be prepared for them not to know who you are
Acacea 0
Why does everybody on this site get so judgemental when it comes to sex?
newmanlyman3 8
a few? a few times???!!! your a ******* ***** like a lot aof people on here. so wh cares???!!!!!!!
terranada 3
what do u mean "FML"??? did u not expect that????
manoverboard 0
So? What'd you expect?
genius_man16 1
That was my thought. A guy would remember you if you were good in the sack. On another note, are you sure it's the same guy? Could be a guy who looks the same? And has the same name...? Hmm, okay maybe not. I still stick with my first bit though.
greenltrn2003 0
lmfao...im pretty sure the sex was unforgettable...just her name, face, and exsistance slipped his mind. I read this wrong the first time...I thought it said 'and slept with him a couple hundred times'
crazieeli 0
my thought exactly.
plexico 4
But, then again, he could have been into anal, so who cares what her face looked like?
epaisseur 0
how would you reply to some random girl giving you a hug? #11
Noelletakumi 36
That guy is an asshole...or maybe he was drunk during those times. Who knows this day in age. The least he can do is remember someone he slept with.
SBurrke 11
Who the hell can remember EVERY person they slept with? Besides he didn't see her for 3 months, it's ok to forgets things.
JBChristian 47
Me. You're pretty shitty if you **** so many people you can't remember your lovers.
Jmido 0
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its because youre ugly. look into cosmetic surgery!
newbzoors 0
Wow you fail. The guy didnt remember her, but he called her cutie.
123sploosh 0
that's stupid. um. she's a woman and she's allowed to sleep with whoever she wants. it doesnt make her a ****. so all you ancient morons who say ydi for sleeping around are fat, old, and not getting laid.
humorizer 14
Hey, 24, fyi I am NOT fat nor am I old!
CandyPewPewPew 29
#24, that totally explains ur sexy profile picture huh?
Shaiath 0
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FYL for sleeping with a guy more then once and not have him remember you. YDI for sleeping around though.
BenignScientists 0
+1
alicespoons 17
Umm. She only mentioned one guy.
kayceesaysfyl 0
okay seriously who does that. he hasn't called back, meaning he doesn't wanna hear from you.
belgiums 0
sounds like a sleaze anyways.
sillylung 0
Gah, you are awkward! He obviously doesn't want to hear from you again. Why are you initiating hugs?
mocohall 6
that's what I thought!
theta_fml 0
That's what you get for putting out so soon in a relationship.
_electricbonbon 0
HAHAHAHA AWWW YOU PUT OUT FOR NOTHINGG.
ohFawkYou 0
HAHAHA :D