Today, I ran into a guy that I had gone on a few dates with 3 months ago and slept with him a few times, but then never heard from him again. When he looked at me, I went over and gave him a hug and said "Hey, how are you, Chris?". He hugged me back and said "Hey there cutie, what's your name?". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work. Having not seen each other in over 10 years, we spent a good 15 minutes talking about our lives after college. At the end, he asked me what my name was. FML
Today, I ran into my crush of three years ago. We used to always walk our dogs together. He still remembered my dog's name. He didn't remember mine. FML
Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML
Today, it's been 5 good months since I reconnected with a guy I've known since elementary. I have him on every social, he called me pretty, etc. We weren't ever together but he acted like my boyfriend. He stopped talking for a month, with messages every now and then, and now he has a girlfriend and doesn't talk to me. FML
Today, I ran into the guy I’ve been seeing. He was holding hands with another girl. FML
Today, I've been seeing this girl for three months. After asking her if she'd like to go out to eat with me, I realized that she never called me by my name, just "hey you". While we were out, I wondered what she had me saved as, so I texted her when she got up to use the restroom. It was "free food". FML
Today, I went on a lunch date with a guy I used to work with. When the conversation got dry, I asked him if he went by “Chris” or “Christopher” these days. His name is Daniel. My brain knew my mistake as I said it. Just when I thought the silence couldn’t get more awkward. FML
Today, a guy who I've been on five dates with called me for the first time in 2 weeks. The first thing I said was, "Don't expect me to go out with you again after going AWOL on me." Then he told me his mom died. FML
Today, I ran into a guy I knew from 3 years ago. He just moved here from out of state and is planning to stay forever. This is the same guy who dated me long distance and dumped me after a while because he “couldn’t handle long distance.” He just got engaged to a girl who lives here. FML
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manoverboard 0
So? What'd you expect?
sillylung 0
Gah, you are awkward! He obviously doesn't want to hear from you again. Why are you initiating hugs?
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Comments (193)
Paige_Nicole10 0
hmm thats what you get for sleeping with him before any sort of real commitment you idiot, he never gave a shit about you he just wanted some pussy. so go learn how to keep your damn legs closed if you cant handle that
giganticbrain 0
You need to learn some control. I'm sure your one of those people that brags about how many god damn people you ****. You make me sick.
JdpGators 0
That's because people named Chris are dumb. It's not their fault..=]
N3VVRmiNd 0
Stop calling people ***** and check yourselves out, dammit. Not everyone thinks the same, so get over yourself. If you're going to comment, use the main idea instead of her ******* someone. If she's a **** for ******* him, then so is your mother. And don't tell me what I already know cos I DO think my mom is a ****.
123sploosh 0
my hero
JFox 8
The definition of a **** is someone who sleeps around. She's a **** for ******* someone she barely knew. No one's saying that there is anything wrong with that. You're missing the point. I don't care that she slept with him. She deserves it because what did she expect to happen ? If you want a relationship with someone, you work on developing that relationship before you have sex. If you just want sex, fine, but don't get upset when you're not remembered. You can't be a booty call for someone then expect them to want a relationship. I absolutely am "using the main idea."
reidcamphor 0
I'm tired of our society thinking its ok to screw every girl/guy with genitals cause we have "urges." Are you so ******* weak that you can't control yourself? Are you that much of a tool that you don't give a shit about your body. You will live the rest of your life with a tainted soul for every person you screw. If they don't remember or cherish you after Intimacy, the most intimate of human relations, you're a ******* ****. Have some damn respect and have some self control, society fails in accepting the man ******, and modern ***** of our time. IT IS NOT OK and it never should be, i know people in high school where like 23% of the populous has herpes. WTF is that shit? Its not ok and she deserved it for not respecting her body or herself and also for screwing a dong that doesn't even remember her!! She is an idiot and I hope she learned a lesson!!
cdehaan 0
Everyone says sleeping around is disrespectful to your body. I'm not sure why people think that. If you're safe and not out to hurt anyone, then it's just doing something fun. I think eating junk food is far more disrespectful to your own body than lots of sex. As for not being remembered, well, them the breaks.
JFox 8
Because you're letting a person that doesn't care about you, or even remember your name, use your body for something that should be intimate. I don't buy into waiting for marriage, but two people should at least have a mutual respect for one another.
kc8nlr 1
Also, enjoy your STI
Than_fml 0
What made you think he'd remember your name after 3 months?
ashleeee 0
lol she just had some high hopes !
Squireav 0
YDI if you sleep around that casually
ArtOfLife 0
Hahaha! I know him! He's an asshole, but you're also very stupid.
Witchcraft_fml 5
Yes, because the name Chris is so rare. It MUST be the one you know.
Witchcraft_fml 5
YDI for not being memorable. YDI for ******* someone who won't remember your name or recognise you. YDI for still being friendly toward him after you were so obviously blown off. YDI for remembering his name.