steve
United States
Today, I ran full speed into a brick wall because I saw a tiger. On the other side of a zoo cage. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Dweeb
WOOF!
Today, I ran into a parked car and fell into the gutter. All because a dog suddenly barked at me. From the other side of a wooden fence. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Truckee, United States
Tiger-ed out
Today, I took my daughter to the zoo, because she loves tigers. Correction: she used to love tigers, until one sprayed urine on her from a distance of four meters. FML
MooCow
United States
Face it!
Today, my best friend told me to face my fear of cows and hop over the fence in with them. This resulted in me being chased by a raging cow, and thrusting myself head first over a fence. FML
Dumb, Dumber, and Dumberer
Flash, ah ah!
Today, a bird ran into my window. My overzealous cat ran at it like the Flash and smashed his face in the window. He yelped and ran away, then as I was running to see if he was OK, I slammed my face in the door jamb. FML
Anonymous
San Diego, United States
Animal union
Today, I went to the zoo to see all of my favorite animals. When I got there, I realized they must've all been on strike or something, and refused to come out of their enclosures. FML
anyonmus
Westminster, United States
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got concussion after a goat ran in front of me while I was jogging. FML
turtle
United States
Pile on
Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML
Anonymous
Get the **** outta here, kid
Today, I tried to take a picture next to a peacock, but ended up running away with a face and mouth full of feathers. FML
Anonymous
Crystal Lake, United States
No pain, no gain
Today, I took a run in the woods. Almost halfway through, I started to feel like I was going to faint. I was so dizzy that my sight was getting blurry. I went to sit down on what seemed like a rock. It wasn't a rock. It was a huge snapping turtle. FML
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FMLsOhilarious 6
You certainly are the brightest crayon in the box
EddiE_CN 8
I suggest you invest in some glasses.
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Jewnut 0
Um, if you had enough time to get to full speed you had enough time to both realize the tiger was caged and to see the wall. Retard
rachaelheartsNY 8
I was going to thumb you up until I read "retard." Didn't you learn the lesson from the earlier post?
Danni91 8
And you didn't see the cage before you started running because . . .
dontfmlplzzz 6
Maybe it's the animals laughing at humans like you, not the other way around
Enslaved 38
Those cages seem cruel. My local Zoo has moated style perimeters instead. It's fun seeing the animals roam free.
rachaelheartsNY 8
That doesn't sound very safe.. Can't animals where you live swim?
NOTquiteRAMBO 10
He must have shat bricks afterwards.
chocodoombot 0
This makes me wonder how frequently you were dropped on you head as an infant.
cntryiscntrywide 0
and then yur gonna find yur best friend doug :p
Jimboom 12
Ha ha... Shame you didn't see the Grrraaaateee in between you and the tiger.
taracrane1 7
Ok
Avalanches 9
Hey, hey. Leave that brick wall alone!