Today, during my shift as a vet nurse, I picked up a gorgeous cat for cuddles, only to discover it was covered with pee. And now I am too. I still have 4 hours of my shift. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at orientation for my new job. There were only 6 other people in the training. Throughout the whole entire training, I kept smelling cat piss and moved further away from the other person, only to later get in my car and realize my cat had peed in my purse. FML
Today, my cat peed on my bra. I didn't realize this until after I arrived at work for my 12-hour shift. Now I'm trying to wash my bra out in the sink and stuff paper towels down it to soak up the moisture. Only 10 more hours to go, and the smell of cat pee is still lingering. FML
Today, my boss brought his cat to the office. Despite our no pet policy, I still managed to get the blame when the crazy animal scratched 3 colleagues and peed on the floor after my boss left for bathroom. Apparently I was supposed to be "looking after it". FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML
Today, I came home from the hospital after six days. Despite having a cat sitter, they managed to shit on the bathroom floor and pee on my bed in protest for being gone too long. FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Today, I got home after a spending a week recovery from surgery. My neighbour had been feeding my cat whilst I was away. Exhausted, I went straight to my bedroom where I soon discovered that my cat had shat on my pillows, duvet, and pyjamas. FML
Today, I saved a kitten from the streets, cleaned her up and asked the vet what I should do with her because she was the sweetest thing and my cat has a highly contagious illness. The vet had to put her down. FML
Today, I'm fostering a very shy cat who doesn't like to be held. I had to move the litter box to another room, but when I picked him up to show him where I'd moved it to, he peed on me. FML
Today, trying to make a good impression and be helpful, I volunteered to look after my manager's cat while she moves house. The cat hasn't stopped meowing since he got here this evening, it's now 4 am and I have work in the morning. FML
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Top comments
xx000o 27
At least you didn't stab yourself in the shoulder.
stayydomii 21
Since people will reply with a lame pun, I'll start with URINE TROUBLE. But seriously, as a vet tech/assistant been there done that be thankful with wasn't nasty smelling anal glands :) always bring an extra pair of scrubs, you never know what will happen.
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Comments (27)
rnayyyyy 12
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Saw a chance to be the first comment and took it. I'm sorry I don't even have a clever comment about this.
sturschaedel 27
You had a chance to make the first comment awesome. You failed.
Arashikage 18
Why do people make first comment such a big deal anyway? it's not like it's worth anything, no one's going to give you praise. All you'll get is downvotes and negative comments
stayydomii 21
Since people will reply with a lame pun, I'll start with URINE TROUBLE. But seriously, as a vet tech/assistant been there done that be thankful with wasn't nasty smelling anal glands :) always bring an extra pair of scrubs, you never know what will happen.
RichardPencil 32
Urine a bad situation. Some might say a catastrophe.
Jaelkus 28
They say vitamin E makes the coat have that shine. I now know better :)
kirby1964 20
Should of had a treat, you did not, so you got tricked. Bummer.
Bearsmomma 30
"Have" . That's what you were looking for there.
xx000o 27
At least you didn't stab yourself in the shoulder.
_EnderDoge 22
Very true, #8
MikaykayUnicorn 36
This will be very confusing for someone who's going through random later on and comes across this comment.
species4872 20
I'm sure the cat enjoyed the look on your face when the realization dawned.
TheMathMajor 26
Aww, poor kitty. I hope the cat got a bath, that can't be pleasant.
nykkilynn16 7
I'm sure this was not the first nor the last time will happen. The dangers of working with animals. But, as someone pointed out, at least it's not glands.
wow2mylife 25
is that the worst thing that happened to you while working or even in school if it can I have you luck