Anonymous
Canada
Today, I put on my "fat jeans" because none of my other jeans fit. Neither do my fat jeans. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
FML
United States
Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML
Anonymous
XXL
Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML
Anonymous
Kansas City, United States
Stuck on you
Today, I put on a new pair of jeans and went out. Halfway through my errands, I realized the long sticker with my size was still on the back. I walked around for quite a while advertising my embarrassing waist and leg measurements. FML
Voltron
United States
Today, I have to go on a diet, because I can't afford to buy bigger clothes. FML
Fluffyman
Today, I realized that I haven’t lost weight. All my clothes have just stretched to fit. FML
worstwaytodumpagirl
Harrow, United Kingdom
Poor excuse
Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Anonymous
Cardiff, United Kingdom
Appropriate attire required
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was feeling good about it, until I realized that I'd forgotten my workout clothes and was wearing jeans. As I attempted to do squats in my tight jeans, I split them down the middle. FML
Fatty Fatty Fatso
Somers, United States
Today, I learned that my mother counts my jeans as two pairs when she counts how many she's putting in for a load of wash. I've gotten that fat. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Silver linings
Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML
Julez
United States
Forgetting something?
Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML
Top comments
kels_bets21 0
what do you usually wear then ? because you don't just gain enough weight to fit nothing overnight.
yep_me_again 0
I gained 80 lbs over college....you know what helped me lose the weight? Exercise and not being online whining about my weight and reading fml. Unless you have a thyroid problem, or another medical condition, ydi!
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noonecaresurfat 0
go running or something I'm sick of these boo hoo I'm fat fmls if your unhapy with your weight do something about it don't cry to the Internet
yep_me_again 0
I gained 80 lbs over college....you know what helped me lose the weight? Exercise and not being online whining about my weight and reading fml. Unless you have a thyroid problem, or another medical condition, ydi!
bmach 0
You have only yourself to blame, tubby.
peanut_dog 0
People can be a little more supportive on here. Take your FML as a wake up call and start working out and eating healthy. The quicker you get to it, the easier the weight will come off!
frost_fml 0
Then how about you work out and not complain about it on a website that has 50+ other "Oh no I'm so fat blah blah blah, how could this happen?" . If you can put the weight on then you can take the weight off. Enough of the fat FML...
fuckyourdogslife 0
YDI fatty.
plexico 4
Start wearing sweats and head on over to Popeye's!
Cannon75 0
The gym is your friend.
junomcguff_fml 0
You poor sweetie! If you want to talk about it, contact me!
nattylight 0
Hey fatty. Go to the gym and stop eating all day on the couch. YDI for being so lazy.