Anonymous
Canada
Today, I put on my "fat jeans" because none of my other jeans fit. Neither do my fat jeans. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
FML
United States
Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML
Anonymous
XXL
Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML
Anonymous
Kansas City, United States
Stuck on you
Today, I put on a new pair of jeans and went out. Halfway through my errands, I realized the long sticker with my size was still on the back. I walked around for quite a while advertising my embarrassing waist and leg measurements. FML
Voltron
United States
Today, I have to go on a diet, because I can't afford to buy bigger clothes. FML
Fluffyman
Today, I realized that I haven’t lost weight. All my clothes have just stretched to fit. FML
worstwaytodumpagirl
Harrow, United Kingdom
Poor excuse
Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Anonymous
Cardiff, United Kingdom
Appropriate attire required
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was feeling good about it, until I realized that I'd forgotten my workout clothes and was wearing jeans. As I attempted to do squats in my tight jeans, I split them down the middle. FML
Fatty Fatty Fatso
Somers, United States
Today, I learned that my mother counts my jeans as two pairs when she counts how many she's putting in for a load of wash. I've gotten that fat. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Silver linings
Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML
Julez
United States
Forgetting something?
Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML
Top comments
kels_bets21 0
what do you usually wear then ? because you don't just gain enough weight to fit nothing overnight.
yep_me_again 0
I gained 80 lbs over college....you know what helped me lose the weight? Exercise and not being online whining about my weight and reading fml. Unless you have a thyroid problem, or another medical condition, ydi!
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genius_girl16 0
Im confused! if you lost weight why did u put on ur fat jeans! those are for fat people. the law of physics says that if you dont fit into the bigger size, try on a smaller size.
MeganH0LLYW00D 0
Then loose weight lil' chub chub.
DW92 0
aww
easylazy 0
Liposuction It's the answer to everything
TysonFawlay 0
YDI for being fat, this isn't a FML, it's a F everybody elses lives, for having to put up with a fatty. It's disgusting.
dogtime 0
try not eating
gardenho 0
I'm surprised at how ruthless so many of you are. Some people have slower metabolisms than others. Some people cope with stress with food. Some people are on medicines that make them gain weight. Like none of you has ever felt badly about your body before. It's a shitty feeling, and to all you people saying "you can put the weight on, you can take it off just as easily", that is a goddamned lie. You don't know this person's story, you don't know if he or she has poor eating or exercise habits, you just assume that because he or she is a little overweight, he or she is a lazy, disgusting slob. Maybe he or she woke up bloated. Never happened to you? IT HAPPENS. God. Try not to jump the gun on criticizing people you don't even know.
MeganH0LLYW00D 0
Yeah. And SOME PEOPLE write short stories on the internet to defend some fat ass mother ****** they have never met. What. Are you some fat ass too. Them fatties got to stick together I guess.
CyclonePsycho 1
They stick together with sweat. :3 lololol, sorry, I just had to. Seriously though, some of you guys should go pick up a bottle of chill pills. I doubt the OP is exploding-at-the-seams fat, only just a little chubbier from lying around the house a bit more than usual because of a possible summer vacation. No need to freak out and start in your rants about how much you hate fat people and they need to all be tied together and thrown into the ocean where they can drown with their giant fat asses that have no business being here on earth in the first place. Calm down a bit, k?
FMLpleez1234 0
Very very well said!
electroboy_fml 0
Hooray for justice! High-five!
Omg666_fml 0
WRONG.I have a friend that has a slow metabolism AND takes medicine that makes her gain weight.She was overweight,but not anymore.She started eating more healthy food and exercised every day. Even the doctors at the hospital she goes to praised her. :D
BigSky 5
Try eating cardboard. That's what the crap my mom eats tastes like. But she stays skinny. Isagenix helped me to lose 60 lbs. I was hungry for a year. Now I am fat and happy again.
p00p0ster0us 0
Been there, done that. That darned dryer!
JRo 0
Here's a hint, put down the fork.