Anonymous
Canada
Today, I put on my "fat jeans" because none of my other jeans fit. Neither do my fat jeans. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
FML
United States
Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML
Anonymous
XXL
Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML
Anonymous
Kansas City, United States
Stuck on you
Today, I put on a new pair of jeans and went out. Halfway through my errands, I realized the long sticker with my size was still on the back. I walked around for quite a while advertising my embarrassing waist and leg measurements. FML
Voltron
United States
Today, I have to go on a diet, because I can't afford to buy bigger clothes. FML
Fluffyman
Today, I realized that I haven’t lost weight. All my clothes have just stretched to fit. FML
worstwaytodumpagirl
Harrow, United Kingdom
Poor excuse
Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Anonymous
Cardiff, United Kingdom
Appropriate attire required
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was feeling good about it, until I realized that I'd forgotten my workout clothes and was wearing jeans. As I attempted to do squats in my tight jeans, I split them down the middle. FML
Fatty Fatty Fatso
Somers, United States
Today, I learned that my mother counts my jeans as two pairs when she counts how many she's putting in for a load of wash. I've gotten that fat. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Silver linings
Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML
Julez
United States
Forgetting something?
Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML
Top comments
kels_bets21 0
what do you usually wear then ? because you don't just gain enough weight to fit nothing overnight.
yep_me_again 0
I gained 80 lbs over college....you know what helped me lose the weight? Exercise and not being online whining about my weight and reading fml. Unless you have a thyroid problem, or another medical condition, ydi!
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sarcasticbitch 7
Then eat less, if ur getting fat ur the only one to blame
deaditegirl 0
If you don't like your weight, go do something about it instead of whining on the internet.
katalina_fml 0
Wow, you all assume way too much about the poster. Fat jeans do not necessarily mean obesity, it could mean a size 2 when she's normally a zero, for all we know. But, I still am thinking maybe you all are getting your jeans way too small if you actually need a different pair for when you're bloated. Your size isn't the smallest one you can zip up, it's the one that goes on easily and doesn't squeeze anywhere. Should fit no matter what time of the month it is (but maybe I just don't bloat that much?). But, seriously. Treadmill, aerobics, elliptical trainer, whatever you like, do it now! It's easier to take off 10 pounds than the 20+ you'll gain if you keep up your same patterns that led you to gain weight in the first place. If you get back in shape now, it'll save you a lot of agony later.
BreezyPear 0
I quote Dennis Leary on this one, "Put the fork down!!"
anniebananie 3
Dammit, people, stop approving the 'Boohoo, I'm fat!' FML's. Ninety-nine percent of the time, it's your own damn fault that you're fat, and nobody's gonna feel bad for you.
stridercab 12
If you have to have a pair of jeans called "Fat Jeans"...then there's a problem. Go take a lap. Or 6.
paleknight47 0
The "ab rocket" does wonders
AfricanChick 0
I've been there. NBD, just work out a little more/eat a little less next time, don't sweat it.
Pahoyhoy 0
Wow some of these people need to back off. What you're saying is just mean. Reality check how much do you weigh? Exactly for all you know her fat pants could be like size 5 or 7 or something dumb. Stop being so harsh.
Knotts 0
Okay, you people must have no lives at all. You have no idea who the OP is, and you know nothing about them, and you're posting rude comments? Get over yourself. If you're really gonna sit here and spout out mean words, then you must be uncomfortable with yourself. I AM fat, and I am completely proud of who I am and what I look like. No one cares about what you have to say. And if you're so concerned about how people look, you'll get no where in life. kthanksbai.