Anonymous
Canada
Today, I put on my "fat jeans" because none of my other jeans fit. Neither do my fat jeans. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
FML
United States
Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML
Anonymous
XXL
Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML
Anonymous
Kansas City, United States
Stuck on you
Today, I put on a new pair of jeans and went out. Halfway through my errands, I realized the long sticker with my size was still on the back. I walked around for quite a while advertising my embarrassing waist and leg measurements. FML
Voltron
United States
Today, I have to go on a diet, because I can't afford to buy bigger clothes. FML
Fluffyman
Today, I realized that I haven’t lost weight. All my clothes have just stretched to fit. FML
worstwaytodumpagirl
Harrow, United Kingdom
Poor excuse
Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Anonymous
Cardiff, United Kingdom
Appropriate attire required
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was feeling good about it, until I realized that I'd forgotten my workout clothes and was wearing jeans. As I attempted to do squats in my tight jeans, I split them down the middle. FML
Fatty Fatty Fatso
Somers, United States
Today, I learned that my mother counts my jeans as two pairs when she counts how many she's putting in for a load of wash. I've gotten that fat. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Silver linings
Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML
Julez
United States
Forgetting something?
Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML
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kels_bets21 0
what do you usually wear then ? because you don't just gain enough weight to fit nothing overnight.
yep_me_again 0
I gained 80 lbs over college....you know what helped me lose the weight? Exercise and not being online whining about my weight and reading fml. Unless you have a thyroid problem, or another medical condition, ydi!
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xavierdevoy 0
This happened to me. Then I figured out I was trying to fit into my nine year old sisters pants.
Adriennerox211 0
:/ your a little overweight..
nellie629 23
don't be mean. it's not the persons fault, she just might have an eating problem, but that doesn't mean talk trash about them you would feel bad if this was you right?
Uvula 0
It's not like you ******* ballooned up you've been getting bigger for a while so quit acting like it's a ******* surprise.
lovely997 0
This website is ******* stupid. I love how people say they are so smart and how tthey score high on tests. Blahblah -yet, they are soFUCkINGignorant ! Jeez.
novellover63 0
#90 calm down. If you really think that this website is so stupid, I have a newsflash for you; People are stupid. If you really hate this website so much, then you can just delete your account and never come back on again.
IDontFlush 3
YDI
TooledForTrouble 0
Go exercise, Fatty McFatfat!
laughs_at_0thers 0
if you actually have a pair of jeans that you've label 'fat jeans' in your mind, then you have some serious self esteem issues. so what if the jeans dont fit you? **** the jeans. im sure your a cool chick once you stop focusing on your weight and how others see you.
ldperrine 0
lol this is funny but I feel bad for you at the same time. If you're happy with your body then who cares!!
azure8787 0
Time to hit the gym, sounds like then. Or to buy new jeans.