Anonymous
Canada
Today, I put on my "fat jeans" because none of my other jeans fit. Neither do my fat jeans. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
FML
United States
Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML
Anonymous
XXL
Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML
Anonymous
Kansas City, United States
Stuck on you
Today, I put on a new pair of jeans and went out. Halfway through my errands, I realized the long sticker with my size was still on the back. I walked around for quite a while advertising my embarrassing waist and leg measurements. FML
Voltron
United States
Today, I have to go on a diet, because I can't afford to buy bigger clothes. FML
Fluffyman
Today, I realized that I haven’t lost weight. All my clothes have just stretched to fit. FML
worstwaytodumpagirl
Harrow, United Kingdom
Poor excuse
Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Anonymous
Cardiff, United Kingdom
Appropriate attire required
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was feeling good about it, until I realized that I'd forgotten my workout clothes and was wearing jeans. As I attempted to do squats in my tight jeans, I split them down the middle. FML
Fatty Fatty Fatso
Somers, United States
Today, I learned that my mother counts my jeans as two pairs when she counts how many she's putting in for a load of wash. I've gotten that fat. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Silver linings
Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML
Julez
United States
Forgetting something?
Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML
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kels_bets21 0
what do you usually wear then ? because you don't just gain enough weight to fit nothing overnight.
yep_me_again 0
I gained 80 lbs over college....you know what helped me lose the weight? Exercise and not being online whining about my weight and reading fml. Unless you have a thyroid problem, or another medical condition, ydi!
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RigChan 0
Doesn't every girl have a pair of "fat" jeans for when they are bloated and on their periods? :/
RIKANA 0
o_o RI
FMLpleez1234 0
Don't be so self-critical, it makes the problem worse. Take SMALL steps towards lifestyle changes e.g. choosing skim milk instead of 2%, or taking a walk once a day. Smaller changes are more effective than huge, sudden restrictions.
Cinnabar 0
If you're a girl, is it that time of the month? Sometimes my "fat" jeans feel tight then 'cause I'm so bloated. It's the worst. BTW my "fat" jeans are a size 5, and for all you know the OP's could be the same, so I don't get why everyone's in such a rush to call him/her fat.
MeganH0LLYW00D 0
I don't. I just wear sweats.
iliekpieandcakez 0
There's this thing, called exercise. It helps with losing weight.
steamship 0
I check this site most days. But it never fails to boggle my mind the extent of people's ignorance. Just because she gained weight, does not mean that she eats mcdonalds every day, or doesn't exercise, or is obese. I gained weight being a vegan, despite running often. You all shouldn't assume that one only gains weight eating fast food. Everyones bodies are different. People gain weight for different reasons. I wish people were less stupid.
nabee26 15
And really you don't know the situation either so for you to call other people stupid actually makes you look stupid. You don't know the situation. She could be eating dunkin donuts and McDonald's, you don't know!!! So cut out acting so naive because usually when people are fat , it's bc they eat too much and eat poorly! Wake up!
suri23 11
FYL if don't do anything about it. Counting calories is boring, but it works.
elmohaven 0
I love how most of the people on here seem to assume the poster is majorly fat - sometimes people fluctuate in weight. To those who are being ridiculously cruel, I would be willing to stake a large amount of money on the fact that you are obese, and you need to stop taking your anger about your problems out on other people. You are fat, deal with it. To the poster - I'm sorry the pants don't fit, and I hope things get better!
dmmd8686 0
However, the treadmill will DEFINITELY fit your fat ass.