Anonymous
Canada
Today, I put on my "fat jeans" because none of my other jeans fit. Neither do my fat jeans. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
FML
United States
Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML
Anonymous
XXL
Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML
Anonymous
Kansas City, United States
Stuck on you
Today, I put on a new pair of jeans and went out. Halfway through my errands, I realized the long sticker with my size was still on the back. I walked around for quite a while advertising my embarrassing waist and leg measurements. FML
Voltron
United States
Today, I have to go on a diet, because I can't afford to buy bigger clothes. FML
Fluffyman
Today, I realized that I haven’t lost weight. All my clothes have just stretched to fit. FML
worstwaytodumpagirl
Harrow, United Kingdom
Poor excuse
Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Anonymous
Cardiff, United Kingdom
Appropriate attire required
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was feeling good about it, until I realized that I'd forgotten my workout clothes and was wearing jeans. As I attempted to do squats in my tight jeans, I split them down the middle. FML
Fatty Fatty Fatso
Somers, United States
Today, I learned that my mother counts my jeans as two pairs when she counts how many she's putting in for a load of wash. I've gotten that fat. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Silver linings
Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML
Julez
United States
Forgetting something?
Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML
Top comments
kels_bets21 0
what do you usually wear then ? because you don't just gain enough weight to fit nothing overnight.
yep_me_again 0
I gained 80 lbs over college....you know what helped me lose the weight? Exercise and not being online whining about my weight and reading fml. Unless you have a thyroid problem, or another medical condition, ydi!
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mikew85 0
Sounds like you should spend less time eating and wriing FMLs and more time working out.
stridercab 12
Agreed.
mikew85 0
hey number 103, being fat is not an accomplishment. You don't see me going around bragging about being a B student, do you? Get a life, and start moving and exercising.
CynicComedian 2
Do some sit ups, tubby!
blueflame 2
OP could normally be a size 1 or something and the "fat pants" are size 3. I'm not fat, but i normally wear a size 7 or 9. Just cause my hips are wide and my waist is small. Also, to the OP, wouldn't you have noticed your pants becoming a little too tight and there would be somewhere between them and the "fat pants"? That stuff doesn't happen in one day
oddrie44 0
im anorexic. u should try it. its empowering. we dont need food. of course i stopped eating for other reasons...but u have a good one too.
Cinnabar 0
It's probably empowering for you because you're so worthless you can't seem to control anything else in your life except what goes in your mouth. Maybe you should start applying yourself so you can become something someday instead of starving yourself. Sorry if I'm harsh, but it's much harsher that you're here encouraging people to kill themselves slowly just to lose weight or get a false sense of control.
Knotts 0
Yeah, you do need food. To live. So stop telling people to stop eating.
Bikon153 0
HAHAHA #114 FTW!!!! LOLZ
blueflame 2
But, if OP IS actually fat, she (or he?) will muffin top over them and be even more embarrassed because they are wearing jeans that don't fit properly and everyone will know it. Getting higher rise jeans in the right size would be a much more appropriate idea. I know that I, for one, am a little disgusted by people who just want to make themselves feel better by squeezing themselves into clothes that don't fit and go out in public, just so they can say "I wear a size _" To which I would reply "Not well" OP, if you're really upset about it, work out. Wearing the size you want isn't easy and you have to work for it.
SenorLanky 0
Lose some weight.
iSpaceShuttle 0
LMAOOOO! YOU Just Made My Daaay Thank YOu;and Its okay sweetie;; **** all The Haatterzz . If your okay with it; make everyone else okay with it XD Work those Extra Fatt Jeans!