Today, I put on my "fat jeans" because none of my other jeans fit. Neither do my fat jeans. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML
XXL
Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML
Stuck on you
Today, I put on a new pair of jeans and went out. Halfway through my errands, I realized the long sticker with my size was still on the back. I walked around for quite a while advertising my embarrassing waist and leg measurements. FML
Today, I have to go on a diet, because I can't afford to buy bigger clothes. FML
Today, I realized that I haven’t lost weight. All my clothes have just stretched to fit. FML
Poor excuse
Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Appropriate attire required
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was feeling good about it, until I realized that I'd forgotten my workout clothes and was wearing jeans. As I attempted to do squats in my tight jeans, I split them down the middle. FML
Today, I learned that my mother counts my jeans as two pairs when she counts how many she's putting in for a load of wash. I've gotten that fat. FML
Silver linings
Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML
Forgetting something?
Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML
Top comments
kels_bets21 0
what do you usually wear then ? because you don't just gain enough weight to fit nothing overnight.
yep_me_again 0
I gained 80 lbs over college....you know what helped me lose the weight? Exercise and not being online whining about my weight and reading fml. Unless you have a thyroid problem, or another medical condition, ydi!
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Comments (145)
reggie77 0
go naked!! just kidding
fast7fast 0
im really sick of all the assholes on fml.... op eat a lil healthier and do som exersize...start off small until u get use to it and then go big eventually....and all the assholes need to LAY THE **** OFF
KRYPTON1T3 5
ydi for being a fat slob.
swimchamp922 1
this made my day
wayneald 0
try this years weight loss tool. a fist size cork
IamNOTobligated 0
******' DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!!!
PrimeStarscream 30
Stop eating, fatty.
rottentomatoes 7
So she didn't actually put her fat-pants on..
mmmkayyy 6
Why would you even post on FML if you know everyone is just gunnu shoot you down cuz your fat as ****...attention ***** you make me want to spit in your face.
nabee26 15
Ummm.... Think that means "lose some freaking weight".... Dayammmm people always bitching about being "fat" but then never DO anything about it. So stop complaining and do something about it!: