ripo95
France
Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
552220000
This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
Meanwhile, at Harvard…
Today, I raised my hand to answer a question, but I forgot the answer, so when the teacher called on me, I just said, "I need to pee." FML
Anonymous
United States
Gross
Today, in the middle of class, I sneezed out the biggest, wettest booger I have ever seen in my life. I'd used the inside of my elbow to cover my nose, but I neglected to notice that my hair had fallen over my shoulder. I couldn't get it all out of my hair and I don't think any believed me when I said it was hair gel. FML
AloneAtPerkins
West Bend, United States
Tree trunks
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML
Herbiee
United Kingdom
Back to reality
Today, I shaved off the beard I had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting my razor when away. Fifteen minutes in, with half my beard gone, I realised I had got a tan everywhere but my beard. I now have a large white patch on my face. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, while taking a shower, I noticed that I had forgotten to shave my pits. I went to a party last night, and there are now several Facebook pictures of me dancing, with my arms up and my hairy pits showing for the world to see. FML
Sammylad
United Kingdom
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Anonymous
United States
Assumptions
Today, while in class, I noticed that someone had really bad B.O. I was seated next to an extremely ill-mannered girl, so I figured it was her, and thought to myself that if it happened again, I'd tell her off. Once I got home and took off my jacket, I realized it was me. I forgot to put on deodorant. FML
Anonymous
Classic confusion
Today, while I was shaving my nose started to itch. Guess which I shaved and which I itched. FML
Top comments
karacutiekd 0
@63 you are ridiculously lame
StaticDown 0
WRONG. My boyfriend doesn't understand why women need to shave and says it's perfectly natural to have hair there. And I don't shave often. It's great. And to the person that said I'll never get laid, you're wrong! Assholes. Women, stand up for yourselves! You don't need to put up with guys that make you change, find a guy that will accept you the way your are. Most guys expect that you take them as you are, so make them do the same. When a girl asks a guy to shave down under it's a huge 'no ******* way' but the moment a girl is asked to shave and she says no, it's like the end of the world. Well if you wont shave, I wont either.
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Comments (131)
Rectumwrecker 0
u prolly got the answer to the question wrong too
katiegurl19512 10
it's says op is from France? then isn't it normal to not shave there? lol besides it's not that bad, worse things have happened haha get over it and buy a razor for once
princesskitten 0
Wow, your life is totally over. :/ If you don't want people to see your armpit hair, shave it more often. I know, it sounds complicated, but try not to feel intimidated.
blob31909 1
U did remember deodorant right? Right? Uh oh.
kykeon22 0
It isn't a big deal XD
TooBadMN 0
lolwtf. i love how just because this fml isn't about someone getting mauled by a bear and then having their date violently and/or aggresively break up with them it automatically gets all these shitty ass comments.
applessuckdick 0
How is this a FML? Nobody is gonna notice, just make sure you shave when you get home.
SLdeathnote 0
Gyahahahahahaha XD
zephalis 0
Yet another reason to have a "get over it" option on FML.
G_thelegend 0
heres a tip, wear a tshirt if u havnt shaved
reeldeal2294 5
Thats what I do when I haven't shaved