Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Meanwhile, at Harvard…
Today, I raised my hand to answer a question, but I forgot the answer, so when the teacher called on me, I just said, "I need to pee." FML
Gross
Today, in the middle of class, I sneezed out the biggest, wettest booger I have ever seen in my life. I'd used the inside of my elbow to cover my nose, but I neglected to notice that my hair had fallen over my shoulder. I couldn't get it all out of my hair and I don't think any believed me when I said it was hair gel. FML
Tree trunks
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML
Back to reality
Today, I shaved off the beard I had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting my razor when away. Fifteen minutes in, with half my beard gone, I realised I had got a tan everywhere but my beard. I now have a large white patch on my face. FML
Today, while taking a shower, I noticed that I had forgotten to shave my pits. I went to a party last night, and there are now several Facebook pictures of me dancing, with my arms up and my hairy pits showing for the world to see. FML
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Assumptions
Today, while in class, I noticed that someone had really bad B.O. I was seated next to an extremely ill-mannered girl, so I figured it was her, and thought to myself that if it happened again, I'd tell her off. Once I got home and took off my jacket, I realized it was me. I forgot to put on deodorant. FML
Classic confusion
Today, while I was shaving my nose started to itch. Guess which I shaved and which I itched. FML
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karacutiekd 0
@63 you are ridiculously lame
StaticDown 0
WRONG. My boyfriend doesn't understand why women need to shave and says it's perfectly natural to have hair there. And I don't shave often. It's great. And to the person that said I'll never get laid, you're wrong! Assholes. Women, stand up for yourselves! You don't need to put up with guys that make you change, find a guy that will accept you the way your are. Most guys expect that you take them as you are, so make them do the same. When a girl asks a guy to shave down under it's a huge 'no ******* way' but the moment a girl is asked to shave and she says no, it's like the end of the world. Well if you wont shave, I wont either.
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typicalyetnot15 0
this is not an fml...the people in you class shouldent be able to see it unless you havent shaved for a couple of days so if its really that noticible.. go to any store and get a cheap one before your next class DUH fyl only for being a whiny dumas$
xxxviii 5
I have been to france 7 times and have yet to meet a woman who shaves, uses deodorent or foro that matter, shampoo regularly,,not an insult, just an observation
Firesprite2009 0
I agree with #42 & #12. Men have no right to sit and judge girls for not shaving, when they look as if King Kong is about to pop out from under their armpits/and/or legs. I find men who don't shave just as unattractive as they find girls who don't shave. & you can't sit there and tell her what to do, if you have no idea, having never shaved before. Sometimes, we don't have TIME to shave. And obviously, for those people who don't understand, she must have posted this FML because she got some pretty bad comments for not shaving. & Honey (OP), it happens to the best of us at times. Hell, even Beyonce forgot to shave and went to an awards ceromony wearing a dress with tiny sleeves. Just wear a T-shirt, or a long sleeved shirt next time. :] xx
050294 0
I completely agree with you, firesprite.
newmanlyman3 8
who gives a damb
crazycamel 0
that happened to me yesterday! it sucked so bad and i was humiliated in front of everyone!
alvidal08 0
lol thats embarassing.
katplayer 4
Chances are, no one noticed. And chances are, unless you didn't shave for two weeks, it wasn't noticeable anyway. I usually shave twice a week. Do I get stubbly? Yeah. Does it matter? No. I don't let it turn into a jungle, and that's what matters.
KO2 0
Yup! Have to say a lot of people get really worked up here rating FMLs and deeming the worhty of being on the website. And OP I can't lie that would be embarassing especially in school but you'll live ; )
paaayton 1
yeaaa that sucks, something kindda like that happened to me like i was in classs and i had a hole in the armpit of my shirt and i hadnt shaved, and some kid like stabbed my with his pencil and i screamed. i got in trouble ahahahha, (: im the 69th comment (: (:(: haa