ripo95
France
Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
552220000
This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
Meanwhile, at Harvard…
Today, I raised my hand to answer a question, but I forgot the answer, so when the teacher called on me, I just said, "I need to pee." FML
Anonymous
United States
Gross
Today, in the middle of class, I sneezed out the biggest, wettest booger I have ever seen in my life. I'd used the inside of my elbow to cover my nose, but I neglected to notice that my hair had fallen over my shoulder. I couldn't get it all out of my hair and I don't think any believed me when I said it was hair gel. FML
AloneAtPerkins
West Bend, United States
Tree trunks
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML
Herbiee
United Kingdom
Back to reality
Today, I shaved off the beard I had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting my razor when away. Fifteen minutes in, with half my beard gone, I realised I had got a tan everywhere but my beard. I now have a large white patch on my face. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, while taking a shower, I noticed that I had forgotten to shave my pits. I went to a party last night, and there are now several Facebook pictures of me dancing, with my arms up and my hairy pits showing for the world to see. FML
Sammylad
United Kingdom
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Anonymous
United States
Assumptions
Today, while in class, I noticed that someone had really bad B.O. I was seated next to an extremely ill-mannered girl, so I figured it was her, and thought to myself that if it happened again, I'd tell her off. Once I got home and took off my jacket, I realized it was me. I forgot to put on deodorant. FML
Anonymous
Classic confusion
Today, while I was shaving my nose started to itch. Guess which I shaved and which I itched. FML
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karacutiekd 0
@63 you are ridiculously lame
StaticDown 0
WRONG. My boyfriend doesn't understand why women need to shave and says it's perfectly natural to have hair there. And I don't shave often. It's great. And to the person that said I'll never get laid, you're wrong! Assholes. Women, stand up for yourselves! You don't need to put up with guys that make you change, find a guy that will accept you the way your are. Most guys expect that you take them as you are, so make them do the same. When a girl asks a guy to shave down under it's a huge 'no ******* way' but the moment a girl is asked to shave and she says no, it's like the end of the world. Well if you wont shave, I wont either.
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Comments (131)
redhounds2525 0
hehe, I do it all the time ;)
myagirl 0
well this depends if it is bad or not...... if ur a guy then WHO CARES!!!! if ur a girl then FYL!
IWABO2_ 0
Thats sick if your a chick, not rude if your a dude. I just created a poem i win.
BraddlesXP 0
today, I was sitting in class minding my own business when a girl stuck her hand up out of nowhere and started strangling us with her unusually hairy armpits. there were only 3 survivors. FML
TeenieAmerica 9
Who cares? If it's that bad, don't wear a sleeveless top. But if you just forgot to shave for a few days, I highly doubt anyone noticed. Hair doesn't grow that fast. I haven't shaved under my arms in a couple days and I don't even have stubble yet.
sykiro 0
this doesn't even deserve to be on fml. what is this? middle school where we go cry to our mommies about what happened at school, then get over it 10 minutes later? come on.
Epikouros 32
Raise your hand if you like girls with hairy armpits! I do!
NegusPleez 0
how is this an FML?
coocoocachoo2 2
Your disgusting
reeldeal2294 5
I've never done this but my does and I don't even think she knows it's Sooooo grouse