Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Meanwhile, at Harvard…
Today, I raised my hand to answer a question, but I forgot the answer, so when the teacher called on me, I just said, "I need to pee." FML
Gross
Today, in the middle of class, I sneezed out the biggest, wettest booger I have ever seen in my life. I'd used the inside of my elbow to cover my nose, but I neglected to notice that my hair had fallen over my shoulder. I couldn't get it all out of my hair and I don't think any believed me when I said it was hair gel. FML
Tree trunks
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML
Back to reality
Today, I shaved off the beard I had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting my razor when away. Fifteen minutes in, with half my beard gone, I realised I had got a tan everywhere but my beard. I now have a large white patch on my face. FML
Today, while taking a shower, I noticed that I had forgotten to shave my pits. I went to a party last night, and there are now several Facebook pictures of me dancing, with my arms up and my hairy pits showing for the world to see. FML
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Assumptions
Today, while in class, I noticed that someone had really bad B.O. I was seated next to an extremely ill-mannered girl, so I figured it was her, and thought to myself that if it happened again, I'd tell her off. Once I got home and took off my jacket, I realized it was me. I forgot to put on deodorant. FML
Classic confusion
Today, while I was shaving my nose started to itch. Guess which I shaved and which I itched. FML
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karacutiekd 0
@63 you are ridiculously lame
StaticDown 0
WRONG. My boyfriend doesn't understand why women need to shave and says it's perfectly natural to have hair there. And I don't shave often. It's great. And to the person that said I'll never get laid, you're wrong! Assholes. Women, stand up for yourselves! You don't need to put up with guys that make you change, find a guy that will accept you the way your are. Most guys expect that you take them as you are, so make them do the same. When a girl asks a guy to shave down under it's a huge 'no ******* way' but the moment a girl is asked to shave and she says no, it's like the end of the world. Well if you wont shave, I wont either.
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undone1 0
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Shaving is unnecessary as long as you keep yourself washed and use deoderant. Actually hair *decreases* underarm odor because it decreases the irritation from rubbing your skin together under your arm. People who have issues with female body hair can just **** off.
FuckedMyLife 0
I don't want to imagine what your armpits must look like.
thuglifenigga_fml 0
ur ****** in the head...and am sure u never had sex if u a female
neveragain4444 0
that's stupid... jut because she forgot to shave!?!? if you have a problem with that then you will never get laid.
pulpfiction_fml 3
Well said, #12. I LOVE you.
cowgod 0
are you european too?
pissedoff_but_ok 0
To Be Honest, no man finds armpit hair attractive! Its not us being sexist or shallow it just the way we are wired. So you can get angry if you want, but your self righteous ranting wont get you a date!
Macromartyr 3
Damn right were wired that way! Start a poll right here (for guys) (unless you play for the other team ;) ): number of women I've had sex with that had as much hair there as me; 0. and I'm chuck norris in bed, so enough said xD
karacutiekd 0
@63 you are ridiculously lame
ernodea 0
different countries haven't different beliefs of what's attractive and some don't mind armpit hair
glassgoblin 0
But it goes both way- hairy men are gross too. Shaving is just as natural for men as it is for women- any where on the body.
StaticDown 0
WRONG. My boyfriend doesn't understand why women need to shave and says it's perfectly natural to have hair there. And I don't shave often. It's great. And to the person that said I'll never get laid, you're wrong! Assholes. Women, stand up for yourselves! You don't need to put up with guys that make you change, find a guy that will accept you the way your are. Most guys expect that you take them as you are, so make them do the same. When a girl asks a guy to shave down under it's a huge 'no ******* way' but the moment a girl is asked to shave and she says no, it's like the end of the world. Well if you wont shave, I wont either.
b3nl035w1ck 0
I wouldn't care if it were braided. Any guy that complains about the house keeping in the worlds best funhouse needs to learn what's really important. Please alter your statement. SOME men don't find armpit hair attactive.
ghrist8p 0
Chuck Norris takes capital letters please and you should learn to respect, both to women and Chuck Norris but especially to women. He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
Matt_192 6
Thanks for stereotyping men. :)
aerosmith3312 2
Just gonna toss this out there, there is a huge difference between pubic hair and armpit hair on a woman. Armpit hair is there for the world to see while pubes aren't usually seen by the general public. With that bein said however, my girlfriend doesn't completely shave down there, she just does a little maintenence work, I however, shave completely
youjustmademelol 4
I find male armpit hair and female armpit hair gross, it's a turn off, hidebound seeing a basketball player. Some people find it sporty, masculine and 'hot' while others like me get reminded of sweat and BO. I don't find it sexsist at all, people like different looks, completely acceptable.
DevinEleven 8
@76 that's awesome but it still makes girls feel better with smooth legs and armpits. I understand where the guys are coming from. It is a little gross.
SailorSolaris 43
Well said! I shave once in a while, but I find that I smell less if I don't shave too often. I actually really only shave when going sleeveless or if the hair gets too long.
anyagrande 31
Literally like most guys i know have hairy armpits like **** you if males can have hairy armpits then so can females
ACSthebeast 16
that's disgusting you ******* hippy
Jessey_fml 0
Hahaha sucks to be you
fmlatwork 0
#12 has hair around her nipples.
michaelscot23 0
^ like
bsaucedo 0
i hate dumb, pointless fmls .
bsaucedo 0
#12 disgusts me
bom_bom 0
ditto...I'm a girl , im disgusted with that comment
lax_chick2011 0
Thats really embarrassing and # 12 thats disgusting!
bsaucedo 0
i hate you, get off the internet .
sexybunny69 0
u shave ur hands ?
LauraTheKiwi 0
i 'like' this.
cadillacgal79 32
Too bad there isn't a button for that....
dark_bluee 0
hey, it happens. it's a common mistake.
happygoluckyhh 0
This FML pisses me off. Who the hell cares? I don't. Common sense isn't brain surgery. You don't raise your hand all the way...make it in a "limped arm" kind of form. Don't show the under arm.
cmac86 24
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