Today, I purposely misspelled words while texting my boyfriend so he would think I was out partying and having a life. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe ;)" and "Shit wrong person" to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML
Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, and he pretended he was a Burger King employee who found a lost phone, just so that he wouldn't have to talk to me. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
Today, I was texting a friend about how my date last night went, which gave me a goofy idea: I thought it would be cute to pretend that I'd made a mistake and send my response to my date, just so he'd know how I felt it went. I should've proofread, because instead of “It went well, he was really sweet!”, I sent him “It went well, he was really sweaty!” FML
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML
Today, I pretended to drunk text some friends. When in all reality I was sitting home all alone. I don't know what's worse: that I pretended that I was social and drunk, or that the friend I said I was with was actually with them. FML
Today, I texted my Dad to tell him I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and won't be home. Since I had predictive text on, my phone didn't quite get the word 'home' - the message I sent said, 'I'm staying at Will's, I'll not be good tonight.' FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
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Top comments
I_Punch_Babies 7
Get a life OP
mintcar 10
Or you could actually go out partying and have a life.
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Comments (118)
VaGino432 0
There's so much wrong here I don't even know where to begin. I normally feel sorry for idiots but for some reason I just want to smack you and call it a day.
BatemanFML 0
"Insert horrible YOLO comment"
absolutegrrr 7
Please don't.
the_true_batman 10
haha im browsng on my phoine at a wickkced partaaaaayay! u shud hacve cum heer n partayed wit us instad of pretanding!
perdix 31
There's one way to text to fool your bf that you are out partying and having a life: Don't! If you have a drink in one hand and a dick in the other, you don't have any hands free to bang out little shards of needy text that stink of desperation and clinginess.
kyat288 9
purposefully? did u do that on purpose ;)
Shadow_Phantom 26
Having a life ≠ getting drunk off your ass at a party. Just gonna vote both on this one.
HappyBeach 4
If my girlfriend was out partying I'd say "Can i come?"
elvisaaron 3
If he does , have a life, why are you not out having one with him ??..
tne201992 12
I think some of this stuff should be kept to yourself. I know this is FML, but that's sad. When I say sad, I don't mean I feel sorry for you. More like, you're pathetic.
theluckyones 10
Its funny that this person thinks this way of people who go out, they all of a sudden become bad spellers.. If I did this, I wouldn't expect any respect from my boyfriend.. These messages would annoy anyone and make their bf/gf upset & make them look like a person who can't be responsible. Not everyone acts like a jackass when their out 'having a life'.
tne201992 12
Does anyone else see any errors here?