Today, I purposely misspelled words while texting my boyfriend so he would think I was out partying and having a life. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe ;)" and "Shit wrong person" to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML
Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, and he pretended he was a Burger King employee who found a lost phone, just so that he wouldn't have to talk to me. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
Today, I was texting a friend about how my date last night went, which gave me a goofy idea: I thought it would be cute to pretend that I'd made a mistake and send my response to my date, just so he'd know how I felt it went. I should've proofread, because instead of “It went well, he was really sweet!”, I sent him “It went well, he was really sweaty!” FML
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML
Today, I pretended to drunk text some friends. When in all reality I was sitting home all alone. I don't know what's worse: that I pretended that I was social and drunk, or that the friend I said I was with was actually with them. FML
Today, I texted my Dad to tell him I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and won't be home. Since I had predictive text on, my phone didn't quite get the word 'home' - the message I sent said, 'I'm staying at Will's, I'll not be good tonight.' FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
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Top comments
I_Punch_Babies 7
Get a life OP
mintcar 10
Or you could actually go out partying and have a life.
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Comments (118)
azaria_fml 3
Why don't you just hangout with him and have fun?
TcheQ 12
Why lie? If you don't want to be honest with your bf... why are you with him at all?
your_ma 27
You shouldn't have to pretend to be something you're not to make your boyfriend think you're cool?! Oh and if it was me I would rather spend time with my boyfriend than on my own in my bedroom trying to think of convincing spelling mistakes to put in my texts to him...
Warden1986 16
Oh I don't know, why you take him and go out partying together.. Stop pretending having a life, and live your life.
JustKittyKat 24
Why wouldn't you be honest with your significant other? "Hey, honey. I'm bored and have nothing to do. Want to plan something with friends?" If you don't have friends, let him introduce you to people.
wilsonquan 0
attention seeker ?
annie_nk 23
Misspelled words could mean many things. If you mentioned you "partying" in your texts, then misspelling was pointless.
off_constantly 8
Might as well rub one out while your at it to impress your man even more.
off_constantly 8
you're*
PrincessPesa 20
O...kay.
ljcarranza 16
your name says it all
MoNnEy_MiiTE 3
Um why don't you just hangout with your boyfriend so you actually have a life