Today, I purposely misspelled words while texting my boyfriend so he would think I was out partying and having a life. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe ;)" and "Shit wrong person" to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML
Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, and he pretended he was a Burger King employee who found a lost phone, just so that he wouldn't have to talk to me. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
Today, I was texting a friend about how my date last night went, which gave me a goofy idea: I thought it would be cute to pretend that I'd made a mistake and send my response to my date, just so he'd know how I felt it went. I should've proofread, because instead of “It went well, he was really sweet!”, I sent him “It went well, he was really sweaty!” FML
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML
Today, I pretended to drunk text some friends. When in all reality I was sitting home all alone. I don't know what's worse: that I pretended that I was social and drunk, or that the friend I said I was with was actually with them. FML
Today, I texted my Dad to tell him I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and won't be home. Since I had predictive text on, my phone didn't quite get the word 'home' - the message I sent said, 'I'm staying at Will's, I'll not be good tonight.' FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
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Top comments
I_Punch_Babies 7
Get a life OP
mintcar 10
Or you could actually go out partying and have a life.
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Comments (118)
noisebox 1
Hope he doesn't start thinking your dumb...
Itsnobigdeal 0
This is a stupid fml. What does it matter if you go out and party or not? You can have fun without it.
Natalle11 6
If he loves you he won't care if you have a life or not.(:
journeytotheend 16
Orrrrrr you can be honest and say you're doing nothing!
leahmarie35 1
Just be honest. I seriously have no life and freely admit it to my boyfriend. Wild night on tumblr! Woo! But ya know what? He suggests things I/we could do. You should just tell him.
23musiclover 3
What does that have anything to do with you having a life? Do the things YOU like and live YOUR life the way YOU want it, it doesn't matter what other people consider a "life". What matters is what you wanna do with yours.
Angel272000 4
Here's some advice GO GET ONE!!
charlieisawesome 4
Lol fyl? It seems you don't have much a life to eff...
someguy314159265 15
YDI for not being honest. As for the not having a life bit, that's up to you.
missalice0306 19
So now just spelling all of your words correctly means that you don't have a life? -_-
MissMisc3 7
^This. I'm glad someone said it.