Today, I purposely misspelled words while texting my boyfriend so he would think I was out partying and having a life. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe ;)" and "Shit wrong person" to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML
Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, and he pretended he was a Burger King employee who found a lost phone, just so that he wouldn't have to talk to me. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
Today, I was texting a friend about how my date last night went, which gave me a goofy idea: I thought it would be cute to pretend that I'd made a mistake and send my response to my date, just so he'd know how I felt it went. I should've proofread, because instead of “It went well, he was really sweet!”, I sent him “It went well, he was really sweaty!” FML
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML
Today, I pretended to drunk text some friends. When in all reality I was sitting home all alone. I don't know what's worse: that I pretended that I was social and drunk, or that the friend I said I was with was actually with them. FML
Today, I texted my Dad to tell him I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and won't be home. Since I had predictive text on, my phone didn't quite get the word 'home' - the message I sent said, 'I'm staying at Will's, I'll not be good tonight.' FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
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Top comments
I_Punch_Babies 7
Get a life OP
mintcar 10
Or you could actually go out partying and have a life.
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Comments (118)
SqueakyChipmunk 22
"Ermagerd, babe! I'm hving soooooo much fun rite now!!!!1! I'm gettin drnk an partyin an I lost mi shoez!!!" Oh god, I just killed a bundle of brain cells just typing that.
GigiMcGee 9
I think I'm speaking for everyone when i say, you need to get a life.
attorco 4
Since when does bas spelling mean you're put at a party and having a life? In my world, bad spelling and grammar means you're stupid or you just don't care.
klovely22 13
bad* out* So are YOU stupid or do you just not care?
rainbowteehee 6
Lmao that's really stupid, aha :b
N1GHTS 12
For obvious reasons, you deserved it. Be honest with your boyfriend and get a life.
wubbazugg 5
Stop texting him and go hang out with him instead. I can almost guarantee it's better than what he's doing as well.
DukeLeto 14
Waht if eh raeds FML?
klx125cross 9
dont party,Or have a life......?? Op
Austyn57 1
dnt feel bad look at the bright side alltleast u have sum one to txt
Hiker4 9
if you feel the need to do that, Just get out of that relationship. that can never be a good sign. Either that, or go and actually partay ur lil butt off