Today, I purposely misspelled words while texting my boyfriend so he would think I was out partying and having a life. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe ;)" and "Shit wrong person" to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML
Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, and he pretended he was a Burger King employee who found a lost phone, just so that he wouldn't have to talk to me. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
Today, I was texting a friend about how my date last night went, which gave me a goofy idea: I thought it would be cute to pretend that I'd made a mistake and send my response to my date, just so he'd know how I felt it went. I should've proofread, because instead of “It went well, he was really sweet!”, I sent him “It went well, he was really sweaty!” FML
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML
Today, I pretended to drunk text some friends. When in all reality I was sitting home all alone. I don't know what's worse: that I pretended that I was social and drunk, or that the friend I said I was with was actually with them. FML
Today, I texted my Dad to tell him I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and won't be home. Since I had predictive text on, my phone didn't quite get the word 'home' - the message I sent said, 'I'm staying at Will's, I'll not be good tonight.' FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
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Top comments
I_Punch_Babies 7
Get a life OP
mintcar 10
Or you could actually go out partying and have a life.
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Comments (118)
mmily007 3
Omg ive done that. So ******* sad
peak2185 0
Yup that's something a BITCH would do. You ****** ****!!!!!
TrashyPineapple 1
Been there. Done that lmfao. Pathedic I know.
MissD62012 0
Make a friend or two for goodness sakes
kyriakos_fml 3
Woww, just wow....
pocket01 2
To be honest, no on has a life. This is a convo. my friend and I were having. If you work a lot, you have no life, if you party a lot, no life, if you play games, no life, if you have a hobby, no life...No one wins. Also, misspelling words does not mean you have a life. It just means you made a mistake, or you're just lazy and/or stupid.
redhedsaysrawr 18
I agree with the top half of what you said, however, OP was misspelling words to make it look like she was drunk from partying... Not because it signifies she has a life...
pocket01 2
Hmm. I guess so.
nerdstuck101 8
What the hell you ignorant ****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lemonademixer 7
You could've just sent him a text that said you were at a party.