Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
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Today, I asked my wife for a kiss. She snarled, "I'm your WIFE, just fucking kiss me! You don't have to ask!" Later, I went in for a kiss and she slapped me, then yelled that it was my fault for "getting in her face." FML
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Steephx0 23
We definitely need to hear more of this... How long have you been going out for?
Emmaray 16
Oh no. Sounds like you two definitely weren't on the same page in one way or another... how long had you been in a relationship?
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Comments (84)
memphrica 3
Her side dude is probably a better lover, and she was offended by your attempts to have her settle for something "sub par" (for the rest of her life) get your bed game up bro!
nightstalker94 18
wait for her to tell you about how selfish you are for proposing
sailorarctic 22
where did you propose to her? if iy was in a publi people with lots of people around she may have felt pressured. Does she maybe have anxiety issues or problems with crowds? we need more info OP
Amke 3
... Did you happen to camp out on her doorstep after?
False_Stupidity 42
So.... When is the wedding? And have you got a list of names for all your future children prepared?
tlnorman 18
Follow up please none of this makes sense.
the_real_dvd 21
You should've waited for longer than a week of dating
beantownchivette 8
Can't wait for the follow up to this!
LittleAlice92 19
Ouch! Sorry OP! But someone who slaps you, ESPECIALLY for that, is not worth your time!
DeathcoreKing 15
She's a ho!