Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
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Today, I asked my wife for a kiss. She snarled, "I'm your WIFE, just fucking kiss me! You don't have to ask!" Later, I went in for a kiss and she slapped me, then yelled that it was my fault for "getting in her face." FML
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Top comments
Steephx0 23
We definitely need to hear more of this... How long have you been going out for?
Emmaray 16
Oh no. Sounds like you two definitely weren't on the same page in one way or another... how long had you been in a relationship?
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Comments (84)
worldclassrager 41
This needs a follow up...
redframed 12
my guess: she expected to be asked differently.
LetMeSleepPlease 23
Did you propose in a public place? Did you not discuss the possibility of marriage with her prior? I'm not defending her actions but it might be beneficial to be retrospective.
summer4me 25
Please follow up! I don't understand why she would react like this unless there was something happening behind the scenes
redhead_sprhro 10
Gotta wait more than a week bud
sassypenguinxox 15
Well that escalated quickly. Either you both haven't been dating long, she panicked, or she thought you were playing cruel joke on her
doge_ram 16
i hope you aren't that creep in the other fml who proposed after a week :P FYL
ThatHorse 15
Have you guys ever even discussed marriage in the past?
bnbhimp 10
Well obviously you did it wrong!!!
duduv2 20
women am I right lol all kidding aside sorry OP