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ShinyLadybird15 United Kingdom

Today, while shopping, I tried on a beautiful knee-length dress. It looked amazing and I decided to buy it, until the time came to take it off. A jammed zip meant 15 minutes of tugging before the manager cut me free. FML

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Stupid child proof skirts

Damn those pesky zippers.

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Damn those pesky zippers.

Stupid child proof skirts

Did you still buy it?

Notmymonkeysnotmycircus 16

I’m going to assume the phrase “you break it you buy it” would apply in this situation. That’s what my ex father-in-law said when he found out I got his daughter pregnant out of wedlock.

It actually may not apply. If the zipper got stuck, that's the clothing fault. Especially if the zipper was already down before she tried it on. If the dress fit fine and the manager couldn't even undo it, there's no way she could be blamed. It wouldn't have worked on anyone wearing it.

Lobby_Bee 18

It's YKK or nothing.

I hope they didn't make you pay for it!

At least you didn’t catch a butt check with the zipper, so.. win... kinda