Today, I was opening and sorting mail for my boss as part of my job. One package was delivered to the office instead of his home by mistake, since his house is next door on the same property. I didn't notice until I had opened it. I had to hand my boss an opened box of toys. Kinky ones. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a notification that a package had been delivered. I opened my door and saw it on at doorstep. I was expecting one, so I grabbed and opened it, then realized it wasn’t mine, but my neighbor’s. I had to awkwardly re-tape it, then sneak over and leave the disturbing contents of the box on their porch before they noticed. FML
Today, I received a package labeled “Confidential.” Excited, I opened it in front of my coworkers, thinking it was a PR gift. It was the new toilet seat I'd mistakenly sent to my work address instead of my house. FML
Today, I was told by Amazon that a belt I had ordered was arriving. I grabbed an Amazon package out of the mailbox without even checking who the package was addressed to. I now have an awkward apology ahead of me for opening my stepbrother's box of condoms. FML
Today, UPS delivered my kinky sex toys to my ex-husband. Apparently the delivery went wrong so they sent it to the last known address. He called to say he got my "package" and I had to go pick it up. FML
Today, I was delivering packages to patients in the hospital for my job. My boss gave me a room to deliver to, and I dropped it off as usual, but my boss gave me the wrong room number. I had to walk in, apologize, and take back balloons and a stuffed animal from a crying 6-year-old patient. FML
Today, I brought my lunch to work in the only box I had lying around my apartment - a small one from FedEx. When I went to the bathroom before lunch, I returned to my desk to find that one of my coworkers had mailed my lunch back to my apartment. FML
Today, I received a package addressed to me. Excited, I opened it in front of my whole family. Inside was a box of adult toys that I definitely did not order. Turns out, my friend Mike thought it would be hilarious to send it to me as a joke. My grandma's face will haunt me forever. FML
Today, I found a package outside my door and assumed that I'd drunk-ordered shit on Amazon. I opened it before checking the label, which I should've done because it was addressed to my neighbor, and contained 6 pounds of live crickets for someone's pet lizard. I have never closed a box faster. FML
Today, my package with two brand new toys got delivered to the wrong apartment. Somewhere in this apartment complex, a stranger is either judging me or having the best day of their life. FML
Today, my husband got some junk mail. My grandma brought the mail in and let my 5-year-old open it because it was just junk. It turns out it was a catalog from an adult toys shop. FML
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DrAwesome 6
Well, at least they were kinky... Otherwise, this would be weird.
missmeliss0309 0
how are they a perv? they are required to open the mail... O_O
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DemonicAngel151 0
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KumoFF7 3
Glammed up euro-wife deep anal penetration - TUBEANALPORN[.]COM
boysxrulex09 0
yum? the kinkier, the better
ReasonsToFly 0
First time I've seen **** spammed on here.
kingofstuff 0
YDI for eating salami out of a bowl.
Uber_G33k 0
Umm... what?
ipwnnoobz 0
epic win if it was an email which is obviously not the case but roflcopter anyway
Calaura9 0
You could have taped it closed you perv.
missmeliss0309 0
how are they a perv? they are required to open the mail... O_O
pipsqueak2099 0
How does that make him a perv in anyway?
andie_lala 0
We don't do any shipping out of that office so there was no packing tape available. Believe me, I looked.
sydharks 0
You could have realized it was an accident.
LewJH 0
I don't really think you should've opened it considering it was intended to be delivered to his home - it might be something, personal.
Mvibes 0
Cant you read? He said "I didnt notice until i had opened it." If its got the right name who looks to see if the adress is right?
andie_lala 0
His home address is only one digit difference from the work address and it was in a stack of work-related boxes from UPS. Super easy to not notice it had been delivered to the wrong place, so lay off. If I'd noticed it was for the other address I wouldn't have opened it.
kingcaper817 14
He didn't know that it was supposed to go to his home before he opened it
inflagranti 0
maybe theres a way you can get something out of this, just sayin'
ugotmilk 0
teehee, blackmail him for it, it just might work, if not ouch, besides, maybe you can ask for a 3-way with his wife?
MyzticHydra 0
hmm only guys would think like that what if shes straight and doesnt like being bi? unless her boss is one sexy devil then i would understand the threeway other than that i doubt she would try it also you can get sued for blackmail
dyld921 2
Her boss is a man.
pandaloop 0
that sucks-good luck coping with work and seeing him every day now
CyclonePsycho 1
Another curious case of awkward turtle?
BussellRishop 0
"kinky ones" ? as opposed to the normal, boring ones.
0connor01 0
MONKEY SPANKER
Phillay632 0
YDI for being a perv.
wbrycem 0
How, exactly, is the person who is required to open the mail a perv when he finds sex toys in a box he was supposed to open? Sorry, stupid question
Kiwi_Splash 0
Interesting indeed.
M13LO 0
you know you wanted to use those toys with him