Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of six years. She got mad at me, saying she is too young to get married and that I was trying to ruin her career. She is 32 and works part-time at a grocery store. FML
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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML
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Emmiii_fml 18
That sounds like a bad excuse. Maybe she's just not ready for that kind of commitment yet. It IS a pretty big deal. Hope you're both okay and that it won't ruin the relationship :)
guinea_pigs 9
Sounds like a textbook rejection excuse if you ask me. You may want to rethink wanting to be with someone that can't even be honest with why she doesn't want marriage.
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Comments (76)
russfml 31
I'm curious how long OP has actually been dating her. In some cases people want a few yrs before that type of commitment
AstroTurfMatador 11
Did you actually read the post? Especially the part where he says "my girlfriend of SIX YEARS"?
Morning_fml 22
"What career, bitch? You bag groceries for a living, shut the hell up." Im sorry, that sounded rude, but that was how i portrayed a possible scenario of you flipping out at a poor excuse. *gets down voted to hell*
engineerosaurus 26
Totally. Love is great, but if you're a halfway ambitious person, marrying someone like that is the road to a life of disappointment.
fmlrulesBolt 14
She is missing out, it's time to move on.
engineerosaurus 26
Probably shouldn't be proposing to someone whose life is such a shambles anyway. Probably good for you that she said no even if you don't realize that now.
ladyg228 15
And your with this chick? On to the next!
eddyw 8
That's just interesting... sorry man
TwinkyRocket420 6
Leave that stupid bitch
Xobubblyxo 23
Or she's also a part-time secret agent...
nitrog100 21
NEXT!
ladoom 23
That must be an excuse or she is delusional about her career?