Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of six years. She got mad at me, saying she is too young to get married and that I was trying to ruin her career. She is 32 and works part-time at a grocery store. FML
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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML
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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 3 years. She responded by drinking all the alcohol in sight, falling unconscious and pissing herself. Six hours later, she said that I was too immature and that's why it would never work. FML
Today, my long-term boyfriend took me to my favorite restaurant. After the main course, he knelt down and finally proposed to me. I was so happy, I almost cried. Until an old woman came over and said I was way too old for him. I'm three years younger than my fiancé. FML
Today, my girlfriend's 8-year-old daughter decided that I'm going to marry her mom and send her to an orphanage. I blurted out, "Marriage?! No one's talking about marriage!" Now my girlfriend is mad at me, and her daughter is still scared of me. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend but she refused. Why? Because instead of asking her, “Will you marry me?” I asked her to “be my wife.” She flew off the handle because “my wife” suggests she would be mine, like ownership, like domestic slavery. I don’t want to marry her anymore; she’s nuts. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years finally agreed to marry me. As I went on with the proposal, her Grandma tried rejecting me by saying, "These guys have gangster friends." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
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Top comments
Emmiii_fml 18
That sounds like a bad excuse. Maybe she's just not ready for that kind of commitment yet. It IS a pretty big deal. Hope you're both okay and that it won't ruin the relationship :)
guinea_pigs 9
Sounds like a textbook rejection excuse if you ask me. You may want to rethink wanting to be with someone that can't even be honest with why she doesn't want marriage.
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Comments (76)
mistress_paz 30
Good luck with that. It is up to you to decide if you want to continue a relationship with someone who takes a nice guy for granted and treats him like crap.
EvilLittleMan 23
Time to move to the self-checkout line and check out in this relationship.
johnthejolly 10
At least she didn't say bigamy was illegal
tranced_ 45
Do yourself a favour and not marry her please. .
thatcoolguy123 14
Very mature girl you have there
Chiroptera_Man 10
Wow, 6 years is a long while to not take marriage into serious consideration. You two didn't take about it at all before the proposal?
Niedermayer_20 12
32 is still young.
laden_swallow09 35
Hah! No, it isn't.
mckenzieandrews 16
Excuses, excuses.
LadyTyger51ne 8
She's not ready for commitment. Maybe she's not the one for you?
5Ronins 4
Straight up, don't date an adult that have the job of an 18 year old.
horneyhic 15
More like 16 an 18 yo would atleast be full time I hope