Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of six years. She got mad at me, saying she is too young to get married and that I was trying to ruin her career. She is 32 and works part-time at a grocery store. FML
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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML
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Today, my long-term boyfriend took me to my favorite restaurant. After the main course, he knelt down and finally proposed to me. I was so happy, I almost cried. Until an old woman came over and said I was way too old for him. I'm three years younger than my fiancé. FML
Today, my girlfriend's 8-year-old daughter decided that I'm going to marry her mom and send her to an orphanage. I blurted out, "Marriage?! No one's talking about marriage!" Now my girlfriend is mad at me, and her daughter is still scared of me. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend but she refused. Why? Because instead of asking her, “Will you marry me?” I asked her to “be my wife.” She flew off the handle because “my wife” suggests she would be mine, like ownership, like domestic slavery. I don’t want to marry her anymore; she’s nuts. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years finally agreed to marry me. As I went on with the proposal, her Grandma tried rejecting me by saying, "These guys have gangster friends." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
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Top comments
Emmiii_fml 18
That sounds like a bad excuse. Maybe she's just not ready for that kind of commitment yet. It IS a pretty big deal. Hope you're both okay and that it won't ruin the relationship :)
guinea_pigs 9
Sounds like a textbook rejection excuse if you ask me. You may want to rethink wanting to be with someone that can't even be honest with why she doesn't want marriage.
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Comments (76)
MandyMeow_fml 18
And she's all yours
chlorinegreen 27
Well... Not quite yet.
guinea_pigs 9
Sounds like a textbook rejection excuse if you ask me. You may want to rethink wanting to be with someone that can't even be honest with why she doesn't want marriage.
bosniangirl27 21
That probably mean she doesn't wanna get married yet
tournamentdecide 33
Well I sure thought she told OP yes to the marriage.
2ru 14
Flee
sophscrupsky 8
Flee the scene while he can
lazyslumber 18
She has a good future in day dreaming OP. It's better you stop investing your time on her.
christian_slate 16
How much is the ring worth? I guess she doesn't know how to cash people out...
kaceyyrobb 4
Why do u want to marry someone who is 32 and still only works part time at a grocery store ?!?! raise those standards boo.. ?
countryb_cth 38
Also she could have a medical condition that only allows her to work part time.
lvg_fml 10
If you've been together 6 years and she still can't commit it may be time to reevaluate your relationship
Kittyphysics 21
next!
lindsay_arch 2
Then you need a new girl anyway with some real goals