Today, I was at basketball practice and my coach asked me how my knee was. When I lifted my pants to show him, my cheetah print thong that had been stuck inside the pants from the dryer flew out to the ground. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML
Today, at physical therapy, even though I was wearing underwear, when I went on the leg press machine, my balls popped out of the bottom of my shorts. A bunch of times. The therapist saw. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store. I bent to get some dog food off the bottom shelf and felt my pants tear. My jeans split right across the back seam, showing everyone I was wearing a pink thong under them. I had to ditch my cart and leave as I had no way to cover myself. FML
Today, after volleyball practice, I noticed my pants were missing. Now I have to go to work wearing spandex bottoms, all because one of my teammates is a thieving douche. FML
Today, I was playing football for my school. I had the ball and was running down the sideline. The guy behind pulled my flag off along with my shorts and boxers. I dove to try to escape and I happened to land on the hottest girl in the class who was on the sideline. I had no pants on. FML
Today, I was babysitting for a new family. While the father was telling me about bed times and how to reach him, their dog started humping my leg. As I tried to discreetly push the dog away, his paw got caught in the pocket of my huge sweatpants, pulling them down. I was wearing a thong. FML
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, I was at work and caught my pants on the corner of the door hinge. They tore completely open and my hairy cheek was exposed for the whole office to see. FML
Today, I was lifting weights at the gym and felt proud of myself for pushing through a tough set. Then, I looked down and noticed my shorts had ripped right along the seam. Based on their disgusted faces, everyone behind me got an unwelcome show. FML
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Top comments
kylebe 0
you a dirty girl
greg1234567890_fml 2
... did he make u run suicides so he could see u all hot and sweaty?
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Comments (84)
kylebe 0
you a dirty girl
killerviral 0
lol
Averizzle 0
Why is her name makdaddy? At first glance I thought it was her moms thong and that she was a boy at bball practice. Now that would be embarrasing
sucks4you09 0
I wonder what u look like in them?
XxphantomxX 0
mmmmm. pubes......
zeldas 0
**** lady... hahaha...
megastupid 0
lol fail
slatter 1
yeah, 'stuck in there' we believe you... ;)
AngryNinja 1
not all that was stcuk when the coach got her in the locker room..
twatwaffles 0
rawr??
greatsarcazm 0
58 u make no sense. go home
C4Z 0
ROAR!!!!!
turkishjew 0
The WNBA isn't a sport and everyone knows it
sweethang26 7
how'd you know it was a girl?(;
Raych_Riot 0
Something like that happened to me in drama 0.o Embarresing as ****! I passed it off as a scrunchie >_
killabee 0
Me too, at work though. Just fell right out of my pants leg. Nobody saw, but I felt weird all day having a thong in my pocket. :)
MermaidSongXOXO 6
LOL #27 One time I was at a friend's house and I tried on a thong that they never wore just to see what it felt like, and my friend made me take it home because, you know, I wore it.... then my mom picked me up and I had to stuff it in my pocket so she wouldn't know I had it and it fell out... she didn't see it because I stuffed it back in my pocket quick but it was embarassing.
deathcab7 0
ahh.! I hate when things like that happen at basketball practice. I was taking off my sweatshirt once and my pink polka dotted lacy thong fell out. i feeel your pain.! its pretty embarrasing i must say. :/
F_ur_life_douche 0
oo la la, pink polka dotted lace, I'd like to get that off u anytime
Quidikic 9
I'm with the douche
sapphireflames11 0
I'm with the bear. :p
Uncle_Moe_Lester 3
I'm with the stock
waveringatom 1
I'm with uncle Moe :D
C4Z 0
im with no pic
piehunter1 0
I'm with c4z
greg1234567890_fml 2
... did he make u run suicides so he could see u all hot and sweaty?
AngryNinja 1
comments keep disappearing.. arg. but seriously, that's a great opportunity! don't waste the older-man option. ;)
babyveronica 0
well that's embarrassing haha
gorina 0
Embarrassing? No way, her underwear can fly! That's amazing! ;)
Skoff_fml 27
indeed; who owns a cheetah print thong?
xlovelessx 0
xD fyl
CallMeHush 1
YeeeeeeeeHaaaaaaaa!
AlohaAshleigh 0
seriously, thats soo funny. but poor you.
AlohaAshleigh 0
why are you using a thong if your name is MACKDADDY ?
aeiouxuoiea 0
LOL
bluehen_fml 0
what did ur coach say about that? what did u do then?
boopityboppity 11
Do you honestly expect the OP to answer?