Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down I received a text that said, "Turn around." It was her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, an old friend of mine refused to go to a movie with me. Turns out he was sitting in front of me with my girlfriend. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Today, my best friend called me to cancel our mall plans. I could hear that she was watching a movie in the background. I then called my boyfriend to see if he was busy, and I could hear the same movie in the background. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, an old friend of mine texted me, saying we should hang out. I thought it was really sweet and was excited to see her again, until she realized that she was texting the wrong person, and canceled our plans immediately. FML
Today, after I invited my friend to a movie and she cancelled on me because she had to study, I obviously agreed and cancelled our tickets, I was scrolling through Instagram stories and came across hers, and saw she was with one of her friends in that same movie theater. FML
Today, I made plans with an old friend that I haven't seen in years. We agreed to meet at a diner and I told him I'd be standing outside. I watched him pull up, look right at me, then do something with his phone. Seconds later, I got a text saying, "Sorry, but I'm busy today and can't make it." FML
Today, I was going to hang out with the girl I like, because she was leaving for the rest of the Summer. She had to cancel to go shopping with her grandma "all day." At 1 o'clock, she came online and told me how much fun she had with this guy I really don't like. She forgot that she lied to me. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
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manw 3
wow. poor squirrel
vanillatwilight6 0
why didn't you just tell her the truth?
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Comments (220)
Narwhal234 6
You shouldn't have lied. Tell the truth next time, jerk.
ig4f 0
WIN
paradiseisland01 0
seriously that what you get for lying and not being honest, you should never lie unless if you really have to . Being with your boyfriend is nothing to be a shame of. I'm sure if it was the other way around she would have told you the truth. You can forget about that friendship that you had with your girl friend because she will always remember what a freaking liar you are. And no one I know likes liars .
annihil8or 15
Wow u got owned by ur "friend"
FarSide 23
Your friend is such an amateur. It's better for her if she had kept her mouth shut and just "remembered" your lie. Information like that can be real valuable later. And of course, YDI liar.
lextrack234 4
wow ydi for being rude and ditching your friend!
SteelCladAngel 0
you could have said 'no sorry my bf and I are going out'
DeLpHe3zY 7
Oh well.. I guess thats what happens when people cant be real with eachother.
you_freak 7
Karma has nothing to do with immediate instances. It has to do with the way in which your past life was lived and how that influenced your current life now, and how your life now will determine your next life. You guys are talking about destiny or fate or chance
you_freak 7
Dammit! I replied to #64 and it popped up here. Wtf?!
lolnatalyloves 9
don't u feel like an ass lol
SirJamie77 7
Hahaha, I can see where this is heading for you OP. You'll ditch all your friends and hang out with your BF. Then he'll break up with you, and you'll have no friends. Yep.