Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down I received a text that said, "Turn around." It was her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, an old friend of mine refused to go to a movie with me. Turns out he was sitting in front of me with my girlfriend. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Today, my best friend called me to cancel our mall plans. I could hear that she was watching a movie in the background. I then called my boyfriend to see if he was busy, and I could hear the same movie in the background. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, an old friend of mine texted me, saying we should hang out. I thought it was really sweet and was excited to see her again, until she realized that she was texting the wrong person, and canceled our plans immediately. FML
Today, after I invited my friend to a movie and she cancelled on me because she had to study, I obviously agreed and cancelled our tickets, I was scrolling through Instagram stories and came across hers, and saw she was with one of her friends in that same movie theater. FML
Today, I made plans with an old friend that I haven't seen in years. We agreed to meet at a diner and I told him I'd be standing outside. I watched him pull up, look right at me, then do something with his phone. Seconds later, I got a text saying, "Sorry, but I'm busy today and can't make it." FML
Today, I was going to hang out with the girl I like, because she was leaving for the rest of the Summer. She had to cancel to go shopping with her grandma "all day." At 1 o'clock, she came online and told me how much fun she had with this guy I really don't like. She forgot that she lied to me. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
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manw 3
wow. poor squirrel
vanillatwilight6 0
why didn't you just tell her the truth?
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Comments (220)
LiznessMonster 9
it was still wrong, but I kinda understand...I know that with my friends, even if I've hung out with them the whole week, and I ask for one day with my boyfriend, they start yelling, yes yelling, at me about how I dont spend enough time with them I hate them blah blah blah, so if your friend is like that, then I can understand :/ But if she isn't, being honest would've been best... And also everyone, if you're in a true relationship, then your partner also becomes your best friend too, just sayin' :/
MuchDance90s 0
yeah, been there :(
CanadianMuse 0
Why couldn't you be straight up and say that you had a date with your boyfriend ... sheesh.
love91320 0
bitch
jess6blondie9 3
Should have told her the truth instead of making up an excuse so that you could hangout with your boyfriend. Boyfriends are going to come and go, but friends will be there through everything, thick and thin. Shouldn't lose that.
Ttbomb 0
So u lied to your friend and got caught hmmmmm your life sucks why?
icewolve22 0
u shouldnt have ur phone on in a movie theater
FYLx2 0
And this is when Rihanna started singing, "Love the way you lie.."
bleepbloopthis 0
why can't you just say "I can't I'm going to hang out with my boyfriend"
sjch 0
Bitch.
KristinaKreme 0
Surprise! :D