Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down I received a text that said, "Turn around." It was her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, an old friend of mine refused to go to a movie with me. Turns out he was sitting in front of me with my girlfriend. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Today, my best friend called me to cancel our mall plans. I could hear that she was watching a movie in the background. I then called my boyfriend to see if he was busy, and I could hear the same movie in the background. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, an old friend of mine texted me, saying we should hang out. I thought it was really sweet and was excited to see her again, until she realized that she was texting the wrong person, and canceled our plans immediately. FML
Today, after I invited my friend to a movie and she cancelled on me because she had to study, I obviously agreed and cancelled our tickets, I was scrolling through Instagram stories and came across hers, and saw she was with one of her friends in that same movie theater. FML
Today, I made plans with an old friend that I haven't seen in years. We agreed to meet at a diner and I told him I'd be standing outside. I watched him pull up, look right at me, then do something with his phone. Seconds later, I got a text saying, "Sorry, but I'm busy today and can't make it." FML
Today, I was going to hang out with the girl I like, because she was leaving for the rest of the Summer. She had to cancel to go shopping with her grandma "all day." At 1 o'clock, she came online and told me how much fun she had with this guy I really don't like. She forgot that she lied to me. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
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manw 3
wow. poor squirrel
vanillatwilight6 0
why didn't you just tell her the truth?
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Comments (220)
LaughterofCorn 4
"Today, I called my friend up to see if we could hang out, but she said she couldn't leave her house. So I went to the movies alone only to see her with her boyfriend. FML"
FMLandurstoo 9
Why didn't you just say that you were hanging with your boyfriend. No need to lie.
mk58 31
Exactly what I was thinking. Chances are the friend would have been understanding.
cumverg 0
I totally read that in Herbert's voice
Jenna_Tell_Yuh 0
53, me too :D
FMLandurstoo 9
Everybody replies that to my comments.
deanzy 0
you got a stalker
lottielondon 6
Hoes before Bros.
jbsington 8
I believe it's "chicks over dicks"? :D
ilyfrenchiee 0
wow you could have hung out with her and invited your boyfriend along?, man some people are so smart! ;)
AutumnBeatricee 0
No. because if she doesn't have a boyfriend, that's awkward. I've been put in that position. it's not fun.
WallyTheWombat 0
I wouldn't wanna be the guy in that situation. Hanging out with your GF and her friend? Which one is considered the third wheel?
kat815 0
Lying is wrong
Helloiloveyou199_fml 0
Wow ur mean.
mhinaj 0
ydi u shouldn't have done that
LA_ANGELS36 0
***** bitch
0mgLifeSucks 0
u should have just told ur friend the truth
luvppl 6
exactly!!! just tell her u had plans with ur bf instead of making up some story!! I'm sry but ydi!!!