Today, I made plans with an old friend that I haven't seen in years. We agreed to meet at a diner and I told him I'd be standing outside. I watched him pull up, look right at me, then do something with his phone. Seconds later, I got a text saying, "Sorry, but I'm busy today and can't make it." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML
Today, an old friend of mine texted me, saying we should hang out. I thought it was really sweet and was excited to see her again, until she realized that she was texting the wrong person, and canceled our plans immediately. FML
Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down I received a text that said, "Turn around." It was her. FML
Today, I had a movie date planned with a guy. After a polite exchange, we were interrupted by a phone call from his colleague saying they had an emergency that needed his attention. He excused himself to take the call, telling me he wouldn't be long. He drove off and blocked my number the moment he stepped out. FML
Today, I had a date with someone I met online. We agreed to meet at a nice restaurant. I got there early, ordered a drink, and waited. And waited. An hour later, I texted to ask where he was. His response? "I’ve been watching you from my car for the last hour. Decided you’re not my type." FML
Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML
Today, an old friend of mine refused to go to a movie with me. Turns out he was sitting in front of me with my girlfriend. FML
Today, I was meeting up with a friend in a town. He said he was at the restaurant we were going to meet at; I was too. Turns out I was in the wrong town. FML
Today, I saw a friend in the street but he didn't see me, so as a joke I decided to ring him. He took his mobile out of his pocket, sighed and didn't pick up. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
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brentfahey 0
u should have gon up to his car and stare at him
Adamantoise 0
He probably didn't recognize you... Eh, who am I kidding?
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brentfahey 0
u should have gon up to his car and stare at him
gingersss 5
or say that you just saw him in his car
Suchagoonnn 4
or comment on his shirt
aktooki 0
or talk about his new haircut
xx000o 27
or tell him how fat he has become since you last saw him.
PYLrulz 17
or how gray his hair has become
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
or tell him he is dressed up like a prostitute.
TheNinjaCat 10
Or giggle at his eye lashes :3
milky953 0
you people remember that op is the ugly **** here..
TheNinjaCat 10
D: as if you just broke the chain!! *shuuun*.
TheNinjaCat 10
Hahaha first thing that popped into my mind xD and giggle is a funny word too :3
TheNinjaCat 10
why, thank you :3
brentfahey 0
or take a shit on the windshield of his car
TheNinjaCat 10
no, no. that's finished.
yehr 0
ftw!! that would have been on the spot punishment :D!!!!! lmao!!
Adamantoise 0
He probably didn't recognize you... Eh, who am I kidding?
j300zx 0
Hey maybe he did have something to do and he remembered as soon as he got there! NOT!!!! haha sucks.
sixfoot2 0
I'm trying to give him the benefit of the doubt but he's a real jerk! he couldve at least told you to your face.
spoilt_ 15
How would that help? telling her face to face he was "busy"
TheNinjaCat 10
poor you! guess he was intimidated by your awesomeness an thought he would y be able to keep up with you :3
TheNinjaCat 10
*wouldn't
Cookie4U 0
Hey, totally irellivant but I was looking at youreofile and uhhhm mind if I add you on XBL?
TheNinjaCat 10
Sure go aghead, I'll confirm it when it's back from the shop :3
thrAsHeRr9081 16
Way to look at the positive side of things :)
TheNinjaCat 10
haha I try to do it for everything :3 and D: my comment got moderated!
TheNinjaCat 10
wanna say that again? I'd like to see a picture of you. I'm not afraid to put unphotoshopped pictures up. no what? I'll change it, 'specially for you. stupid twat
TheNinjaCat 10
all better? ignorant pig
thrAsHeRr9081 16
Twatwaffle.
TheNinjaCat 10
who, me?
Feverrotes 15
What an asshole. Be glad you found out right away that you need not waste anymore time with that loser.
lugnutz 0
aww I'm sorry OP. he's a jerk
maddiester 5
well next time fix yourself up? you never know who you're gonna meet. but at least you know he's a dick.
AnagenisisZagus 13
Who is to say she looked a ragged mess? Because when you ASSUME, you make an ass out of you .....
teentee401 37
...you? Come on don't leave us in suspense! :D Jk
Driving_Gaming 22
3 year late reply.
missryena 1
This is pathetic, you live a sad life.... I would never wait for a man in my life, I'd have him wait for me!
HSOMGF 5
She was meeting him, not waiting for him you idiot.
ohthebloodygore 16
9, I agree with 11. You're an idiot. Besides, what's wrong with 'waiting' for a guy?
krazy_glu3 0
what makes you think a guy would wait for you?
BleakAsFcuk 0
Good luck finding a guy who would wait for such a bitch. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for chivalry.
AnagenisisZagus 13
"Ah, there she i-... WOAH! WHAT THE **** HAPPENED TO HER FACE?!" No mystery there, OP.
missryena 1
Ur ****** dumb HSOMFG ... Same shit