Today, I posted a Facebook status on how I hated the new Batman movie. I'm now single, and have received multiple threats. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, I checked my Facebook notifications to see that someone likes my new single status. My ex. FML
Today, I complained about being bored to death on Facebook. Someone took it as a suicide threat and called the police. They showed up at my apartment and my workplace. FML
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML
Today, I had a horrible breakup with my girlfriend of two years. Depressed, I changed my Facebook status to, "Hate me today, hate me tomorrow, hate me for all the things I didn't do for you." My ex commented, "Give me an orgasm?" Five of my friends, including my mom, liked this. FML
Today, I've been getting terrifying threats all day. Why? I broke up with my girlfriend and turned her in to the police after she and her friends shared their plan to firebomb a church during Sunday school. I didn't know I was dating a terrorist. I might need a new identity. FML
Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I posted on Facebook that I got the Princess Peach Happy Meal toy and I was super ecstatic. A friend of mine commented, “This shit is why you’re 32 and still single as fuck. Get a boyfriend and go start a family.” Her comment got 38 likes. I threw my laptop across the room and burst into tears. FML
Today, after months of being pestered to do so, I finally read the first Harry Potter book. I hated it. Upon hearing this, my girlfriend posted the fact on Facebook, where I immediately received tons of abuse and eventual shunning by my friends, family, and coworkers. My girlfriend just laughed. FML
Today, my wife changed her Facebook status from "Married" to "Widowed". I'm scared. FML
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Top comments
legitkitty 11
Well, what did you expect? Batman is awesome!
dressedskeleton 10
Everyone's entitled to their own opinions- just not that opinion!
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Comments (411)
mrT95 1
Hey man! Screw you! I heard that movie was to die for!
obsydian_fml 3
All the sore downthumbs of no life rabid fanboys are amusing. We are allowed to not like batman!
kyim98 3
What!!!!
Cypherrr 13
The irony of a Batman ad popping up below on my iPod. I'm curious if you hated the new Avengers movie.
DoxIxHAVExTo 10
If a ******* MOVIE is enough to change the opinion you have on friends and loved ones, then you're not really deserving to have said friends and loved ones at all in the first place.
coolbrony12 3
They probably thought you were being disrespectful about the Colorado shooting.
Pandasaurus 14
Moral of the story: don't share your personal thoughts on Facebook
Stephen1213 1
So OP deserves this solely for having a differing opinion? That's sad on so many levels.
IndigoFuckYou 9
Honestly I wasn't thrilled with it. It had a hard to follow plotline, and THERE WASN'T ENOUGH BATMAN. I thought that was the main flaw.
Albarufus 13
Meh I'll probably watch in on DVD later. Don't understand the hype about it tbh.