Today, I quit my job after two years. Now I have my crazy boss sitting out in front of my house, telling me she wants to work things out. She's been there all day. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to quit my job. My boss pulled me into his office and gave me a write-up for quitting, told me that he knows where I live, and that I'd better be at work tomorrow or he's going to come and drag me into work. FML
Today, a soon-to-be-ex co-worker flew into a rage when she saw she wasn't on the schedule for next week. The boss told her it's because she quit. She reminded the boss she wants to keep working part-time. My new job is inventing tasks for her to do to keep her calm. FML
Today, I'm hiding in my own house, because my crazy neighbor wants to "play." Yesterday when I agreed, she made me spend the whole day with her, then burst into tears when I had to leave. She's been waiting outside for over two hours. FML
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to quit my job after being tortured by my boss for months. My boss responded by throwing a hardcover textbook at me and hitting me in the face. FML
Today, after years of listening to my coworker complaining about everything in her life, including her job, I finally stood up to her and bitched at her for complaining and not doing anything about it. She went to my boss, and now it's in my job description to listen to her when she complains. FML
Today, we had a family day at my new job. I used to have a very abusive boss in my previous position, who even slapped one co-worker across the face in the office, prompting me to quit. Guess who turns out to be my new manager's wife… FML
Today, after working at my job for months, I quit. Why? My boss tried to convince me that we are in a secret relationship, after he told me he loved me. FML
Today, I discovered my former boss from the job I quit 3 months is now my boss at my new job. He was the reason I quit my old job. FML
Today, I found out my ex is applying for a job at my current company. She may become my boss. FML
Today, my boss explained that the company will be letting me go. She got so upset that she couldn't leave her office and I had to console her. I had to make her feel less sad for laying me off. FML
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Riceball_fml 0
She sounds more like a crazy ex than a crazy boss.
AnimeAddict 0
Call the police or ask for a raise
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Comments (97)
divineinstrument 2
Wow psycho much? You should ask for a huge raise or something. (1st)
MooLaw 0
Turn on the sprinklers (:
genius_man16 1
Yeah, idk what you were making before, but double your previous salary should probably do it.
myshatteredview 0
You had to declare that you were first didn't you? *Thumbs down*
mcdys 0
guess what bud, YOUR FIRST! HIGH FIVE
iJack 0
He also commented on subject, unlike you. *thumbs down* That sounds like something that would happen to me. Call the cops or something.
Kiwi_Splash 0
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You're extremely arrogant, and your story is incomplete. We're not gonna sympathize with you. Please try elsewhere, you greedy human.
TheKingOfHearts 19
You're* @36
AnimeAddict 0
Call the police or ask for a raise
looloothing 9
This seems like something Michael Scott would do.
wadegirl23 0
ask fo a raise
Riceball_fml 0
She sounds more like a crazy ex than a crazy boss.
fawfulster 11
Crazy bosses - sometimes they act like girlfriends.
silly_kate 0
WIN!
skittlezzidilzz 0
Yeah, but on the plus side, they'd do anything to get u bakk ;)
GRgoldfish 19
my thoughts exactly! I could have not said it better myself.
andybme 0
Laugh Out Loud. How crazy could an ex employer be? She obviously was doing something wrong if you quit, and she didn't notice. FYL
lollipops321 0
yes i think there might be more to the story, and the boss is in love with him. but congrats on quiting! im sure you wanted to, it was probably a crappy dead end job. oh and 8thh. beast ive never been this high lmfao.
ashlyn1123 0
perhaps i shouldn't have read this fml on the way to give my two weeks notice lol
GoldenGirl83 0
lmao ask for a raise :)
fischju 0
She wants to ride your baloney pony
sugar_bear 0
lmao. ive never heard that before.
sugar_bear 0
lmao. ive never heard that before.
DeadMansCrack 4
lmao. ive never heard that before.
drano 0
lmao. ive never heard that before.
ananamoose 0
you know i had the impulse to say "lmao. never heard that before" because this would be true i have never heard of someone riding a baloney poney, it's a creative term for the male reproductive organ, and kudos fischju, I agree with everyone before but I need to say my own saying. haha quality bright young sir, that was a quality remark, that brought laughter to my life let's see if it catches on...
generalsmith2 0
its won't 41. because you're clearly a loser. nobody talks like that go live 50 years ago
STVader 0
no 41, the reason it wont was because you ******* BROKE THE CHAIN that was started on accident by a double post and evolved into something beautiful. And I wanted to break it, but I also wanted to extend it, and it was a delicious dilemma until you took the beauty away. *cries*
Obwaban 0
Why not a disco stick?
Luckster 0
Opposite of what my ex-boss did.....after a quit, every time I returned to the store for shopping, she'd give me the devil's glare of death and would avoid talking to me at all. Apparently after I left, the store went to hell in terms of tidiness, and I was the only one who kept the place clean. Because of the store looking like shit, it didn't rank #1 in the district. She blamed it on me. I quit because she was an insane lunatic, obsessed with making the store #1 in the district, which prevented me from actually doing my work since she kept demanding that I memorize all of the questions on the customer service survey form that people can fill out online. I still have no idea why I had to memorize something that the customer fills out, and not myself.
posampo 0
presses the *who cares* button