Today, I posted a Facebook status on how I hated the new Batman movie. I'm now single, and have received multiple threats. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, I checked my Facebook notifications to see that someone likes my new single status. My ex. FML
Today, I complained about being bored to death on Facebook. Someone took it as a suicide threat and called the police. They showed up at my apartment and my workplace. FML
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML
Today, I had a horrible breakup with my girlfriend of two years. Depressed, I changed my Facebook status to, "Hate me today, hate me tomorrow, hate me for all the things I didn't do for you." My ex commented, "Give me an orgasm?" Five of my friends, including my mom, liked this. FML
Today, I've been getting terrifying threats all day. Why? I broke up with my girlfriend and turned her in to the police after she and her friends shared their plan to firebomb a church during Sunday school. I didn't know I was dating a terrorist. I might need a new identity. FML
Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I posted on Facebook that I got the Princess Peach Happy Meal toy and I was super ecstatic. A friend of mine commented, “This shit is why you’re 32 and still single as fuck. Get a boyfriend and go start a family.” Her comment got 38 likes. I threw my laptop across the room and burst into tears. FML
Today, after months of being pestered to do so, I finally read the first Harry Potter book. I hated it. Upon hearing this, my girlfriend posted the fact on Facebook, where I immediately received tons of abuse and eventual shunning by my friends, family, and coworkers. My girlfriend just laughed. FML
Today, my wife changed her Facebook status from "Married" to "Widowed". I'm scared. FML
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legitkitty 11
Well, what did you expect? Batman is awesome!
dressedskeleton 10
Everyone's entitled to their own opinions- just not that opinion!
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Comments (411)
dyero 0
Kill yourself right now before i come and do it for you
Apostle123 2
It was like 90% talking
julesrules2 2
I hate action movies but Batman was the best movie I have ever seen!
RoughJustice 0
That's because people ( like you ) put to much information on social media websites. Keep your opinions to yourself. If someone cares, they'll ask you.
EverdreamOfMe 24
How about you keep your opinion to yourself? A person is allowed to state their opinion, they shouldn't have to wait for someone to ask.
rivaraven 35
I haven't watched this movie and I'm not going to watch, but if you know, that all the people like it, why would you post a status about it? You can keep it to yourself, you know. You really can.
IntoTheClouds 42
So would you feel differently if someone threatened to kill someone who does like, say, Twilight, despite the majority (or so it would seem) hating Twilight? People are allowed to have differing opinions, and honestly, if you resort to threatening death on someone who doesn't like a movie that you like, you shouldn't even be on the Internet. There is absolutely no way that this guy deserves this kind of treatment. He is allowed to post what he wants on the Internet, so long as what he posts isn't illegal, and stating your opinion, regardless of if it's unpopular, is not illegal. Do you know what is illegal? Threatening death on someone.
Supahnova 14
Because not everyone likes being a sheep in a massive herd? Some people have differing opinions? Some people aren't bandwagoners? Some people honestly did not like the damn movie and shouldn't be blasted as though they said that Hitler was their idol or something? It's a shame that some people think opinions against the majority train of thought (or what is the most voiced train of thought) shouldn't be expressed.
kaldarvonlupo 5
I heard it blew the audiience away.Was going to see it myself,but I thought I'd wait for the crowdds to die down.
the_true_batman 10
Message me your address, and I'll give you all the protection you deserve.
Acidtrip_flys 1
Please, go kill yourself.
Cassandrax731 5
Oh no, don't tell me you're one of those people who says, "Batman's not even a real superhero, he doesn't have powers." if you are, I'd like to ask you to kindly **** off.
osnapitzkay 8
I liked the movie, but I didn't think it was the best out of all the other ones.. But still pretty good