Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I met online. After 30 minutes, he abruptly stands up and says he has to leave. He practically ran out of Starbucks to get away from me. FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. I arrived early and waited for him for over an hour. When he finally showed up, he was wearing the exact same outfit as me. FML
Today, I had a date with someone I met online. We agreed to meet at a nice restaurant. I got there early, ordered a drink, and waited. And waited. An hour later, I texted to ask where he was. His response? "I’ve been watching you from my car for the last hour. Decided you’re not my type." FML
Today, I met my online date at a café. As soon as I walked in, I walked straight up to the wrong person, and launched into a 2-minute ramble about how excited I was to finally meet him. He just blinked and said, “I’m married.” My actual date was sitting right behind me, albeit a similar but not as good looking man. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I met at a masquerade. The moment he saw me without my mask on, he left the date. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML
Today, I went on a date with this really cute guy from a dating app. He'd set the date and told me where to meet him. We met at a coffee shop, and he was an absolute gentleman. Five minutes after the date, I went to message him that I'd enjoyed myself, only to find he'd blocked me on the app. FML
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Top comments
Happy_101 10
OMG! What a jerk. FYL OP.
jerseyboy732 16
it's happened a bunch of times before
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Comments (173)
monkeymofo 3
Two points for you for letting a guy you met on the Internet see your apartment.
icallbullshit 3
Ydi for not looking like he presumed you would, why use a picture that isn't the current you?
THE_A_TEEN 28
How do you even know this?
rekege 18
Dude, I don't know how to break it to you... But you're dating a freaking NINJA!!!
Arrawyn 12
Ahhh, the marvelous world of online dating.
fortunelady 17
Ew. Beets?
heyred 11
Why on earth would you ever, EVER, give a stranger your home address - and let him in? You dodged a bullet, OP - in every sense.
courtneyann211 10
A lot of people who just met give their home address so their date can pick them up.
RedPillSucks 33
But it's not a good idea. Better to meet in a public place
kat2812 1
I would never have someone I haven't met pick me up for a date. You just never know...I've jumped out of a moving vehicle before and it isn't as easy as it looks. If you don't drive just get a ride (from someone you know or a taxi)if then if the date goes well let him/her drive you home...
groupleader 7
He probably saw the real you.
shanhigh 2
good one!
NFSMax 5
If anything missing call the cops!
mckels 2
You should never tell someone youve met online where you live. Meet up somewhere to go out and if it works out maybe then they can come over but not first date. Scary!
AwsumShyGuy 12
Simple. He couldn't control his ability of invisibility.