Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I met online. After 30 minutes, he abruptly stands up and says he has to leave. He practically ran out of Starbucks to get away from me. FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. I arrived early and waited for him for over an hour. When he finally showed up, he was wearing the exact same outfit as me. FML
Today, I had a date with someone I met online. We agreed to meet at a nice restaurant. I got there early, ordered a drink, and waited. And waited. An hour later, I texted to ask where he was. His response? "I’ve been watching you from my car for the last hour. Decided you’re not my type." FML
Today, I met my online date at a café. As soon as I walked in, I walked straight up to the wrong person, and launched into a 2-minute ramble about how excited I was to finally meet him. He just blinked and said, “I’m married.” My actual date was sitting right behind me, albeit a similar but not as good looking man. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I met at a masquerade. The moment he saw me without my mask on, he left the date. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML
Today, I went on a date with this really cute guy from a dating app. He'd set the date and told me where to meet him. We met at a coffee shop, and he was an absolute gentleman. Five minutes after the date, I went to message him that I'd enjoyed myself, only to find he'd blocked me on the app. FML
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Happy_101 10
OMG! What a jerk. FYL OP.
jerseyboy732 16
it's happened a bunch of times before
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Comments (173)
Rocky007 15
That's too bad, but don't give up. The majority of relationships start online these days, so just try again.
Senseless_487 29
Careful with the online dating. Wouldn't want to end up as some psycho's lamp shade!
Narttu 20
You probably didn't deserve to be stood up like that OP, cos it sounds like he didn't even see you before he left. But you are quite stupid to have given a total stranger your home address, because no matter how long you may have spoken to someone online, you can never be sure that they are being themselves. ALWAYS meet in a public place when dating online!
dunker_fml 4
Why did you give him your address?? Dumb move! Is your apartment filled with cats too?
OfficeNinja 5
Don't worry. Guy sounds like an asshole anyway. A real man would have lived up to his end of the deal. You may not get a second date, but doing that is plain rude.
kat2812 1
I agree. He sounds like a complete coward. Even if he didn't have the balls to say something right then he could have gone and cut the date short or something.
immaMonsta 8
YDI for bringing a guy you've never met back to your apartment the FIRST time you met him.
Senseless_487 29
My head kinda hurts after reading this...
Narttu 20
Can you not read? OP did not bring him home after meeting him, he had just arrived to pick her up!
Marley_Dnt_Shoot 3
What a loser - he wasn't man enough for you anyways
MillerBeerTime 5
I guess he decided not to kill you after all ;)
MDTeddy 13
Someone is impatient. Wtf?
ICastillo 25
**** that guy, you'll find some one that's not a douche nugget.