Today, I was on a date with a guy I met online. After 30 minutes, he abruptly stands up and says he has to leave. He practically ran out of Starbucks to get away from me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on an a date with a guy I met online. We were waiting in line at Starbucks when he turned to me and said, "Do you want anything?" Just before I was about to answer, he practically shoved in front of me and paid for himself. The cashier looked more horrified than I did. FML
Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy. I lost interest in him quick, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom, hoping to make a run for the hills. As soon as I reached the front door, our server yells out, "I hope you’re not thinking about dining and dashing!" FML
Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML
Today, I emailed the guy I like to ask him on a coffee date. He responded, declining by telling me he never drinks coffee. We met at Starbucks. FML
Today, I had a date with someone I met online. We agreed to meet at a nice restaurant. I got there early, ordered a drink, and waited. And waited. An hour later, I texted to ask where he was. His response? "I’ve been watching you from my car for the last hour. Decided you’re not my type." FML
Today, I went to a coffee shop to meet an online date. I couldn't spot him, so he eventually came up and introduced himself. It seems his on-line picture must have been taken before I was born. I spluttered "This isn't going to work," and promptly scuttled out. FML
Today, I went on a date with this really cute guy from a dating app. He'd set the date and told me where to meet him. We met at a coffee shop, and he was an absolute gentleman. Five minutes after the date, I went to message him that I'd enjoyed myself, only to find he'd blocked me on the app. FML
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spellfire 0
His Polyjuice Potion started to wear off. Odd, it should've lasted for an hour.
Finoewae 0
He probably had diarrhea from the coffee. Don't be so quick to judge.
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Comments (169)
SoCalBro 0
ouch
ToastyXD 0
that's an epic fail
Jotham 0
Cool date
Yee12 0
YDI FOR BEING OUT OF THE KITCHEN
DGross 8
If it was after 30 min at least he didn't think you were hideous and walk out right away. Maybe something just unnerved him... You know, maybe he forgot he was supposed to meet his wife to watch Johhny's soccer game or something. Either way he probably wasn't super into you and no one deserves settling for someone like that.
ladyme_fml 0
Yee did you SERIOUSLY just say that?? don't be a morron. OP, i'm sorry that is weird and sucks
ass2mouth 0
post a pic, and that will explain why
MetroidSlayer01 8
@11, I really hope you were kidding. OP. fyl!!
h0lyd1ver 0
maybe he had diarrhea
FYLDeep 26
YDI for having a date at Starbucks.
iceman05 0
#16 you spelled moron wrong you moron. and why are you out of the kitchen? Go make me a sammich!
dudeitsdanny 10
She was out of the kitchen on a date. She was obviously looking for a man to serve. =) I love the smell of sexism in the morning.
ktbird 0
What is it with the sexist jokes lately? What's next, racism? Or do those jokes actually get moderated?
ohSNAPyall 27
Well said, 71.
dudeitsdanny 10
My racist joke got moderated, yes. Mexican can't joke about Mexicans
LTMcleod 0
sexism, watch out! it offends cause it's true!
xoconnie 8
now that is why you dont get together w/people online. it is completely different to talk to someone through aim or whatever.. compared to REAL life, in person, or talking on the phone. YDI, for lowering ur standards to internet dating. tsk tsk
amymarie13 0
hmm I'm Mexican quit that you ass
birds_fml 7
@94: Yes, because no one ever ended up in a satisfying relationship after having met online. My husband and I met on an internet forum. More and more people are meeting online. This is no different from the rest of human history. People meet their spouses in the places they socialize. Church, work, school, bar, group of friends, and now the internet.
idkweird 0
Agreed with birds! The two best boyfriends I've had, I met online (including my current). Ive also made numerous amazing friends all over the U.S. Some of them better than most of the people Ive met IRL. Most of them don't even feel like internet friends anymore because we've spent so much time together IRL.
ktbird 0
xoconnie, welcome to the 21st century. I net my husband online. We have been together 6 years.
pjfromok 0
Obviously, he is married and his wife is on to him. She loaded his drink with some extra-roto rooter strength laxative.
neonokku 0
maybe he had to take a poo
mattbeverly 0
no she was just a bitch that's y I left lol jk
8trickster8 0
He had to go fight crime
spiderman0606 0
LOL @ 118. Of course I would find that funny.
seeimdee 0
I want to sex the dudeitsdanny kid, no liee(;
dudeitsdanny 10
97- So am I. I've even lived in mexico. If I couldn't laugh at myself, who the heck can i laugh at? Chill =) Its easier to laugh and play along than to get upset over fake racism. Real racists.. I kick ass without taking names. But if someone jokes about me selling oranges on freeway exits, I laugh from the comfort of my college classrooms =) what's better than being able to take things lightheartedly and live a full, rich life without getting upset? The less seriously you take it, the less they do it. Just ask my ex's actually racist parents. ;D 121- ;D If you're 18+.. hit meh up ;D If you're not.. Pretend you are =P
meshell_10 0
maybe he really had to leave....
ToastyXD 0
lol DudeItsDanny is awesome man and I still need to change this ugly pic :S
ImaginaryFoe 1
#66, nowhere in the post does it say the date was going well, just that he left 30 minutes into it.
Blondie08_fml 0
AhAhahahahahaa AhhahaAAHHHAHAHAHAhAH
mfmylifesrsly 30
dudeitsdanny I'll be 18 in July ;)
Woozzi 0
Maybe there was trouble in Gotham...
PattisonDaStud 0
11 has a good point
tjigga 0
ydi for faking your eharmony pic.... ugly
drifter5031 0
do I smell annon #11?
kjhowse 0
who is OP?
dudeitsdanny 10
Original poster.
paigeatsflesh 11
dudeitsdanny is getting all the lady's(; haha
CJ090 0
b***h who said you can use the computer get that ass in the kitchen n make me a sandwich
Diannaa 0
omg that sucks :/
madie_hearts09 0
omg that's terrible I sorry
mn_mpls 0
it definately doesn't suck. obviously he forgot he needed to be somewhere and was late
LTMcleod 0
or, a family member or friend notified him that they hurt or were in trouble
SelfGenocide 0
or, he had an epiphany about how much better he could do.
flavormyheart 0
selfgenocide...your funny
fball913 0
hahahahahahaha. that blows ^_^
loludeserveit 0
mebbe she was supposed to suck?
SelfGenocide 0
or maybe she was supposed to swallow? The world may never know!
seeimdee 0
^^ (; perfect
Finoewae 0
He probably had diarrhea from the coffee. Don't be so quick to judge.
mstayner97 8
that doesn't make sense dumb ass
cosicosei 22
What doesnt make sense? Coffee is a laxative, 30 mins is a looong time for someone to wait around if he was just gonna run out anyway. I agree, he probably felt sick or something.
FYLvsYDI 0
it's not that bad if u just met him it would be worse if u knew him since u were 4 I personally know I wouldn't care
kaffeboy 0
I agree, this is just some random stranger
Dr_Pwn 0
secks
SelfGenocide 0
WTF lol.
paigeatsflesh 11
ahaha?
spellfire 0
His Polyjuice Potion started to wear off. Odd, it should've lasted for an hour.
fisheatsbear 6
Really? a harry potter reference?
simonsaysYDI 8
-chuckles- Win
spellfire 0
Yes! Actually, I think another fairy tale suits even better... OP, try to remember! Was it near midnight? Did your date lose a glass slipper? Are you going to search for him? ...Oh well, I guess this isn't your fairy tale, after all.
lilalfredo 0
He could have at least said, "It's not you... it's me..."
ghostwitch1863 0
perhaps it was just meant to be and he did you a favour by leaving so abruptly. he obviously has issues and instead of being honest he just bolted.
sergio50150 0
wow that sucks