Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I met online. After 30 minutes, he abruptly stands up and says he has to leave. He practically ran out of Starbucks to get away from me. FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. I arrived early and waited for him for over an hour. When he finally showed up, he was wearing the exact same outfit as me. FML
Today, I had a date with someone I met online. We agreed to meet at a nice restaurant. I got there early, ordered a drink, and waited. And waited. An hour later, I texted to ask where he was. His response? "I’ve been watching you from my car for the last hour. Decided you’re not my type." FML
Today, I met my online date at a café. As soon as I walked in, I walked straight up to the wrong person, and launched into a 2-minute ramble about how excited I was to finally meet him. He just blinked and said, “I’m married.” My actual date was sitting right behind me, albeit a similar but not as good looking man. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I met at a masquerade. The moment he saw me without my mask on, he left the date. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML
Today, I went on a date with this really cute guy from a dating app. He'd set the date and told me where to meet him. We met at a coffee shop, and he was an absolute gentleman. Five minutes after the date, I went to message him that I'd enjoyed myself, only to find he'd blocked me on the app. FML
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Top comments
Happy_101 10
OMG! What a jerk. FYL OP.
jerseyboy732 16
it's happened a bunch of times before
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Comments (173)
gooberz69 0
Sounds like you photoshopped your pictures lol
FatTony2010 4
Lol
snafu63 0
Here's a free bit of advice, when going out with a guy you met online drive yourself and meet in a neutral place. How stupid do you have to be to tell a guy you just met where you live? You're lucky he didn't murder you.
mattorama 15
Seriously, OP might as well just post her address on here.
danivolley64 10
Wtf? That guy has issues
lol32360 0
ouch
Synistiel 14
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why you don't find dates online.
bvxf 2
Probably cos your ugly
BloodFaerie 21
Reminds me of this guy that I was supposed to hook up with to hang out or whatever, and he came over and was only there for a couple minutes before he said he forgot his phone in his car. I waited and waited then looked out the window to see his car was gone.....
rileymonaghan94 0
Maybe he never came..
Groucho_fml 5
:( Aw I'm sorry, OP. I hope you called some friends and went out on the town. No sense getting dolled up for nothing :) and you never know..maybe you'd meet a nice guy that night who wouldn't be a total ass and ditch you :)