Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I met online. After 30 minutes, he abruptly stands up and says he has to leave. He practically ran out of Starbucks to get away from me. FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. I arrived early and waited for him for over an hour. When he finally showed up, he was wearing the exact same outfit as me. FML
Today, I had a date with someone I met online. We agreed to meet at a nice restaurant. I got there early, ordered a drink, and waited. And waited. An hour later, I texted to ask where he was. His response? "I’ve been watching you from my car for the last hour. Decided you’re not my type." FML
Today, I met my online date at a café. As soon as I walked in, I walked straight up to the wrong person, and launched into a 2-minute ramble about how excited I was to finally meet him. He just blinked and said, “I’m married.” My actual date was sitting right behind me, albeit a similar but not as good looking man. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I met at a masquerade. The moment he saw me without my mask on, he left the date. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML
Today, I went on a date with this really cute guy from a dating app. He'd set the date and told me where to meet him. We met at a coffee shop, and he was an absolute gentleman. Five minutes after the date, I went to message him that I'd enjoyed myself, only to find he'd blocked me on the app. FML
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Top comments
Happy_101 10
OMG! What a jerk. FYL OP.
jerseyboy732 16
it's happened a bunch of times before
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buckeyes127 1
Typical Brit teeth lol
Shary 5
Same thing happened to me two days ago!.
monagro 22
Did you not use a real picture?
BritLass 15
Probably one of the reasons you don't meet people from the Internet.
Calyx_fml 22
Heh. I've done that.
silencebabyy 23
Youre lucky he wasnt a killer. You should always meet someone you just met online..in a public place. Plus that way if he does disappear he might not do it after seeing you but rather when he sees you but you didnt see him
Phr0zen 11
Your lucky you even found a date, all the girls in my city only look for tall and handsome Caucasian men. Anyway, I think you shouldn't have given him your address until you know him more and he was probably too shallow or thought that he wasn't good enough.
eccentrix 12
I read it like she called through the door that she'd be right there, so it sounded like he knocked on the door and just walked away immediately.
saldibap 3
lose the weight, get a date. I don't care how 'beautiful' someone is... fat sucks.
lesliepalomera 0
You were too hot for him to handle girl