Today, I overheard my daughter talking to her boyfriend over the phone about having sex. She said, "You have to piss on me to get me pregnant, that's what I heard anyway." She's 16. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, my 17-year-old son managed to easily convince my 13-year-old daughter that if you have sex before getting married, you'll instantly get horrible diseases that will kill you. Her freaking out is how I found out she's not only gullible as hell, but sexually active as well. FML
Today, my 16-year-old cousin told me she was "late." When I asked if she could be pregnant, she said no, because, "You can't get pregnant the first time you have sex." I ended up having to give her the sex talk. FML
Today, I sat down with my daughter to have the sex talk, because she recently started seeing a guy. I mentioned at one point how disappointed I would be if she got pregnant. She went wide-eyed and asked, "Didn't mom tell you?" FML
Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML
Today, despite spending literal years educating my son about safe sex and warning him not to do something stupid like get a girl pregnant at 16, he actually surpassed my expectations. He got her pregnant at 17. Plus she gave him a nasty STD. FML
Today, not only did I find out that my 13 year-old daughter is pregnant, I found out that she did it on purpose "to prove that she’s responsible." FML
Today, my 14 year old daughter told me she's pregnant. I work as a public speaker for promoting celibacy and safe sex. FML
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Top comments
glimmer980 20
I think you need to have the birds and the bees talk before she does end up pregnant
ComoEsJuan 24
The birds and the pees. Wait...
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Comments (183)
miianah1 22
Why is your name sadmother but your gender is a guy.
worldclassrager 41
Sex isn't given...
miianah1 22
It is on the phone app. Idk about the desktop site.
tiffanyslapp 18
Ydi for not teaching her better.
bobslawnservice 16
You completely deserve it. It is your fault if you don't educate kids about sex by the time they are teenagers.
worldclassrager 41
It may seem you have nothing to worry about
ea247 20
Yeah i heard that too..
Luluthus 41
It's official. You have failed as a parent.
Damnlyfsuxks 5
At least you know she's a virgin more than you can say for most 13 year Olds these days
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Time to have a long talk with her.
Eman051 2
She's been watching to much south park.
teresa96706 29
Hopefully her boyfriend explained to her what actually happens. I mean if he masturbates he should know that its definitely not pee he's shooting out..