Today, I got on one knee in front of my girlfriend. I pulled out the ring, uttered the words, "Lisa, will you…" then abruptly shat my pants. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my girlfriend of three years on a romantic picnic to the park, so I could propose to her. The moment was just right, I made my move. I knelt down on one knee and asked her. Her response was "you're kneeling in dog poop." I looked down. She was right. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, I finally plucked up the courage to propose to my girlfriend of 7 months. I took her out to the park where we had our first kiss, I got down on one knee, and before I could say, "Will you marry me?" a bird shat on my head. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
Today, I planned to propose to my girlfriend in front of her family at dinner. I had the ring ready and got down on one knee. She immediately burst into laughter and said, "Are you kidding?" The family stared in silence, and I quickly realised she was just teasing me... until I stood up and knocked over an entire table of drinks. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home drunk from town, busted the toilet door open crying, and proposed to me with a ring and all. I was literally mid-shit. FML
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mrtonyanderson 20
Smooth
sarah5745 41
Holy crap! Didn't see that coming op ;)
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Comments (115)
mrtonyanderson 20
Smooth
laden_swallow09 35
Like his bowel movement? Smooth move, Ex-Lax.
AoC15 10
He's a true gentleman
JMichael 26
This is what I call a bad case of the mudbutt.
ktm71125 19
I'm glad this didn't end in her running away, I think it could have been worse OP!
brivielle 15
OP didn't say how it ended
kristabelli 19
Oh, I'm pretty sure she ran away... or at least BACKED away...
sarah5745 41
Holy crap! Didn't see that coming op ;)
Jared900DUmpling 30
I don't think anyone expected that ending XD
skychu 18
Obviously, neither did he, #2
greg84_fml 21
I'm going to be the adult here and say, "hehe, you said #2."
DarksideDoll 31
Taco Bell strikes again!
nlow79 3
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sounds like a shitty day :/ sorry OP!
barakados 11
Leave
Akouseur 7
This got old the first time it was used. Just stop.
nikkipettyfer 24
Hopefully in 20 years you can laugh about it together!
a_wiener_d0g 15
If she really loves him she can probably get over it haha
strike2867 13
That story will take more than a lifetime to live down. Their grandchildren would still be going, "You will never believe what my grandfather did in the middle of his proposal..."
shanebob 15
#5, i'm not sure "hey! Remember when you shit yourself!?" Is a great conversation topic.
rainbowdog 17
What an elegant proposal
ToxicTyrael 26
Really shitty! But did she say yes?
brivielle 15
Stop.
russiancat464 12
"yes my dear, I will most certainly shit with you"
VanessaNal 13
I laughed so hard at your comment.
how_about_no_ 19
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What a shitty proposal. Jokes aside, hope she said yes OP!
WoldowJR 25
What you said only BARELY qualifies as a "joke," and it is in no way a good one.
DippinGrizzly907 27
Dude...Wtf?!? She ain't saying I do now.. What the hell happened? You have the runs before you asked her?? Get nervous BMs? God damn son..
cadillacgal79 32
It was probably a case of, "where will you be when diarrhea strikes..."
atak12 8
I hate when that happens