Today, I overheard my daughter talking to her boyfriend over the phone about having sex. She said, "You have to piss on me to get me pregnant, that's what I heard anyway." She's 16. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, my 17-year-old son managed to easily convince my 13-year-old daughter that if you have sex before getting married, you'll instantly get horrible diseases that will kill you. Her freaking out is how I found out she's not only gullible as hell, but sexually active as well. FML
Today, my 16-year-old cousin told me she was "late." When I asked if she could be pregnant, she said no, because, "You can't get pregnant the first time you have sex." I ended up having to give her the sex talk. FML
Today, I sat down with my daughter to have the sex talk, because she recently started seeing a guy. I mentioned at one point how disappointed I would be if she got pregnant. She went wide-eyed and asked, "Didn't mom tell you?" FML
Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML
Today, despite spending literal years educating my son about safe sex and warning him not to do something stupid like get a girl pregnant at 16, he actually surpassed my expectations. He got her pregnant at 17. Plus she gave him a nasty STD. FML
Today, not only did I find out that my 13 year-old daughter is pregnant, I found out that she did it on purpose "to prove that she’s responsible." FML
Today, my 14 year old daughter told me she's pregnant. I work as a public speaker for promoting celibacy and safe sex. FML
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glimmer980 20
I think you need to have the birds and the bees talk before she does end up pregnant
ComoEsJuan 24
The birds and the pees. Wait...
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Comments (183)
Witchylady 18
WTF??? Seriously are there really people in the world that stupid? You really need to educate your daughter. Appears she is quite brain dead.
Imareth 10
FYL? F your daughter's L. Obviously no one's explained this to her. And by 16, it's absolutely the sort of thing you should have made certain she's clear about. Fail.
Jaevwyn 17
YDI Educate your damn daughter.
Fmlreadermostly 20
YDI as her mother, don't you feel obligated to at least have explained the facts about sex. For God's sake there is google to help with it in our era. Encourage her at least to explore the facts online.
FMLworthy5000 21
It's safe to say that visuals may be needed in the near future
FrizzyInTheZone 5
Why does this generation have to be so dumb?
alanharvey15 13
might be time for the talk and maybe the pill if your vary worried she will have sex with him I feel sorry for you op
yaychz 5
You might want to start buying the morning after pill for her acne too.
KatyLarae 13
Have the talk with her...for her own sake.
Jenadpantano 7
You should have had a talk with her years ago. Don't rely on school to teach her everything. YDI