Today, I overheard my boyfriend saying to his friends, "I never knew what real contraception was until I saw Laura's face." I'm Laura. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I heard my boyfriend of 3 months talking with his friend, not knowing I could hear them. "Tonight's the night," my boyfriend says. "I'm finally going to tell her I love her!" I got really excited, deciding i loved him too. Then his friend says, "Awesome! But what about Kayla?" I'm Kayla. FML
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Today, my boyfriend took me out to meet his friends. It was going really well until I left to use the bathroom and two of the girls with us came in and started talking about how creepy Matt's new girlfriend is and that they're happy he's going to dump her. My boyfriend is Matt. FML
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Top comments
jmfreee 16
Sounds like real contraception is his attitude.
Meggston 17
That's rude! You should confront him. But as a general rule. Don't date boys who think it's cool to be mean to you for their friends. They're not worth it.
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Comments (75)
sabian4life 8
think positive maybe he thinks ur so pretty he wants to pull out and well....
Meggston 17
Nice try. ::(
bravesgirl55 11
Dump his ass and find a man who knows you're beautiful! Mean people suck!
jescileigha 0
i wouldve walked in there and kicked him in the nuts and been like 'hows that for a contraceptive bitch?'
yorkie0333 13
Time to dump his butt
weirdoscout 7
I know how you feel same thing has happened to me and we have the same name
CB_LAZ3 11
If he's your boyfriend then why would you be the Laura he's talking about? I just don't see how anyone can date someone they are determined to NEVER be sexually active with
Sweet_Visions 13
.__. Wow. Leave him ASAP.
worldclassrager 41
That should be between you two...you never know what his friends may say
SatinsNightmares 17
Tell him that the real contraception is that most of his dick is in his attitude and not where it should be.
QueenofWheels 13
Well now you know he isn't with you for your looks or sex.