Today, I overheard my boyfriend saying to his friends, "I never knew what real contraception was until I saw Laura's face." I'm Laura. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I heard my boyfriend of 3 months talking with his friend, not knowing I could hear them. "Tonight's the night," my boyfriend says. "I'm finally going to tell her I love her!" I got really excited, deciding i loved him too. Then his friend says, "Awesome! But what about Kayla?" I'm Kayla. FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, I told a guy that I was on birth control. He decided that it would be best for us not to continue speaking with each other. I never would've thought taking care of myself would be a deal breaker. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to meet his friends. It was going really well until I left to use the bathroom and two of the girls with us came in and started talking about how creepy Matt's new girlfriend is and that they're happy he's going to dump her. My boyfriend is Matt. FML
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Top comments
jmfreee 16
Sounds like real contraception is his attitude.
Meggston 17
That's rude! You should confront him. But as a general rule. Don't date boys who think it's cool to be mean to you for their friends. They're not worth it.
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Comments (75)
Jamaican_Domo 10
contraception kɒntrəˈsɛpʃ(ə)n/ noun the deliberate use of artificial methods or other techniques to prevent pregnancy as a consequence of sexual intercourse. The major forms of artificial contraception are: barrier methods, of which the commonest is the condom or sheath; the contraceptive pill, which contains synthetic sex hormones which prevent ovulation in the female; intrauterine devices, such as the coil, which prevent the fertilized ovum from implanting in the uterus; and male or female sterilization. "one of the most important methods of contraception"
ylime23456 18
Whataprick. Dump his loser ass. But before that put nair in his shampoo.... Also egg his car with eggs that have been soaked in vinegar so the paint chips:)
iKristien 5
Wow ... overreacting much?
tehandyz 7
or that his dick is so small he doesnt have to worry about ever having children
gogators941 11
Ouch... I hope he is an X now.
nemcali 34
How come you still call him boyfriend? Should he not be ex?
Angeeeel 7
I guess it's done?
killer0689 20
asshole alert... beep beep...
RedPillSucks 33
What an odd thing to say. He's dating you and finds you unattractive? That seems to say more about him than it does about you.
interesting33 37
I love your username
the_mantlist 6
Well in that case, you should dump him since he has no respect for you. His personality must be shit too