Today, I overheard my boyfriend saying to his friends, "I never knew what real contraception was until I saw Laura's face." I'm Laura. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I heard my boyfriend of 3 months talking with his friend, not knowing I could hear them. "Tonight's the night," my boyfriend says. "I'm finally going to tell her I love her!" I got really excited, deciding i loved him too. Then his friend says, "Awesome! But what about Kayla?" I'm Kayla. FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, I told a guy that I was on birth control. He decided that it would be best for us not to continue speaking with each other. I never would've thought taking care of myself would be a deal breaker. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to meet his friends. It was going really well until I left to use the bathroom and two of the girls with us came in and started talking about how creepy Matt's new girlfriend is and that they're happy he's going to dump her. My boyfriend is Matt. FML
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Top comments
jmfreee 16
Sounds like real contraception is his attitude.
Meggston 17
That's rude! You should confront him. But as a general rule. Don't date boys who think it's cool to be mean to you for their friends. They're not worth it.
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Comments (75)
Turbo_Turtle 14
Time to shave his head in his sleep! You didn't deserve that, Laura. He's a duecebag who should always call his girlfriend beautiful.
blissfully_me 16
Sounds like you had a lucky escape.
casste 6
I'm pretty sure he saw your face before he became your boyfriend. Why would you date someone if you thought they were ugly and didn't find them sexually attractive? Do you have money or what?
Axel5238 29
Some guys are awful and will date someone because it's an option and they are just in it for the sex. They'll do it and say horrible things behind the girl's back that really show how terrible they are. It's horrible that it's become more common look on the net sites like this kinda,but worse that the guys say a lot worse and do worse than what's posted here.
sassypenguinxox 15
You can be emotionally attracted to someone but not physically attracted to them, then the person's looks grow on you
shannly00 11
There could be a possibility that he's talking about a different Laura.. Just confront him about it, no need in hiding it, it'll just piss you off more.
stevegronowski 10
Yes. Could be a possibility. Lmao.
Futacy 30
You should ask him ask him about it. Maybe it was someone else who said it, and you mistook his voice. Maybe he was talking about a different Laura; Laura's a pretty common name. Or maybe, I'm just spitballing here, but maybe he meant that the first time he saw you, he immediately went out to buy contraceptives because you're just so darn attractive. I doubt he would talk about you like that if he's your boyfriend.
tinycroc 10
And you don't think there's a slight chance you may have mis-overheard him? Sounds like the oddest thing for someone to say otherwise.
CurlyQute 17
What an asshole
mylittlesecrets 1
Your boyfriend isn't going to "SUDDENLY" decide that your ugly.
mkayden 23
Dump him, that douchebag isn't worth your time nor attention
audmazing 11
Drop him. Sounds like a terrible boyfriend based on the shit he talks to his friends about you.