Today, I overheard my boyfriend saying to his friends, "I never knew what real contraception was until I saw Laura's face." I'm Laura. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I heard my boyfriend of 3 months talking with his friend, not knowing I could hear them. "Tonight's the night," my boyfriend says. "I'm finally going to tell her I love her!" I got really excited, deciding i loved him too. Then his friend says, "Awesome! But what about Kayla?" I'm Kayla. FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, I told a guy that I was on birth control. He decided that it would be best for us not to continue speaking with each other. I never would've thought taking care of myself would be a deal breaker. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to meet his friends. It was going really well until I left to use the bathroom and two of the girls with us came in and started talking about how creepy Matt's new girlfriend is and that they're happy he's going to dump her. My boyfriend is Matt. FML
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jmfreee 16
Sounds like real contraception is his attitude.
Meggston 17
That's rude! You should confront him. But as a general rule. Don't date boys who think it's cool to be mean to you for their friends. They're not worth it.
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Comments (75)
chosha_fml 27
Before you dump him, shave off his eyebrows while he's sleeping.
slyde32 12
you're only supposed to shave one off, that way he deals with only having one eye brow, or he's forced to shave the other off himself
sarabear94 4
I hope you broke it off with that guy
dryn_fml 1
knee him in the groin, then explain he no longer needs contraception
robj118 10
Wait...what?
nicogeno 2
Ok who else had to look up what contraception was
NyxWrath 20
if you have to look it up, you're either too young to know or you don't make use of it
NyxWrath 20
dumping time
BitchPanda 1
wow... time to ditch that asshat.
dmklake 14
That. is mean.
faireanjell 5
I hope you made him your ex
hms12407 4
You're awesome Laura! Keep that chin up! And dump the asshole