Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't know what I was going to do over the Christmas holidays since he was going to be out of the country. He suggested that I work out and do some sit-ups. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for Christmas. He then told me that he would only tell me if I promised not to get mad, so I agreed. He told me that he wants me to start working out because I'm getting fat. FML
Today, I mentioned to my boyfriend that I want to start working out and get rid of my holiday weight. His response? "Okay, just don't join a gym. People will have to see you there." FML
Today, I wrapped my boyfriend's Christmas presents for him, because he was too lazy to do it himself. This included my own present. FML
Today, I told my fiancée I was going to the gym. She gave me a dozen "quick, easy errands" that took me over three hours to finish. When I was done, I called her and said I was going to the gym now. She yelled, "You still haven't gone? You've been out for days! What have you been doing?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I was sad I'd forgotten to bake him the cookies that I was planning to send to him for Christmas. His response was "Good, you suck at cooking anyway." FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to give me my Christmas present early because he's going to his grandparents' house for Christmas and won't see me. I was excited, until I unwrapped a sweater that I left there a month ago. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML
Today, my boss asked me if I had any special plans for Christmas. After I told him I was planning a trip to Canada, he snapped, "Well, you can forget it. I need you at the office." FML
Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML
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MaaaanWTF 1
Only so you will be fit enough to handle the sex marathon that will take place when he comes back ;)
kevinnj 0
Well at least it's something to do .
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Comments (101)
kevinnj 0
Well at least it's something to do .
Jakesterk96 8
Celebrate Christmas and new years with friends and family :)
Insane_Tea 15
Or maybe she can learn to dump him through the medium of free-style rapping.
nativepimp 1
I think she needs kanyes workout plan
MaaaanWTF 1
Only so you will be fit enough to handle the sex marathon that will take place when he comes back ;)
pdHbq 2
29: Epic Fail!
Real_Talk21 1
he cares about your physical health (:
KiddNYC1O 22
Haha. Keenan & Kel.
skoob 4
Says the guy with a fat guy as their pic XD
TashaRuber 0
Lmfaoooo ur picccc
MyPetNinja 14
90- I think your pic is worse, just look at all the Justin Bieber posters in the background! *shudders*
imustbeinsane 2
Then suggest he ********** for a week or two
Norrec86 7
Dump him for someone with better manners
MaaaanWTF 1
I'm curious now. How would you politely suggest your partner to start working out? Is there a polite way at all or is it just one of those things? Some of us might come across this situation in the future so some good feedback could help save some relationships as well as pants sizes.
ImaginaryFoe 1
I'm curious myself to know the "polite" way to suggest this. I don't see anything wrong with the bf's comment or manners. He didn't insult OP in any way or call her names. Are you never allowed to mention anything bordering on weight, health, or body shape with your SO? What a sad lack of intimacy.
Jesus_Christ69 0
Maybe there isn't really a way to say it politely, but you shouldn't say it as abruptly. Like support it with something, for example: it's good for you, that's all I have so I'm just going to put, etc.
thatKidzmOm 10
Or maybe suggest working out together. That can be fun and healthy for both parties involved.
Jesus_Christ69 0
But he's not in the country, I don't know if that's possible unless they do it over Skype or FaceTime.
Llama_Face89 34
24- for all we know he could have. We only have the OPs side of the story.
KeyboardWarrior 10
It would seem girls simply don't want to hear anything related to their weight, no matter how politely you tell them.
xStaciexLynnx 15
I'm pretty sure when someone is saying that they don't know what to do with themselves because they're going to miss you so much, it's never polite to tell them to go get in shape.
KeyboardWarrior 10
But why would it upset them? Would they rather have their SO not say anything and in turn lead to them possibly cheating? Communication is key, if their weight gain is not going well for their SO, they shouldn't have to sit back and watch. Telling them shouldn't be seen as negative, it's a good thing to let your partner know what you think of the situation.
KeyboardWarrior 10
I agree with your second point, but me agreeing won't change anything. You and I both know that lots of people cheat because of weight gain. I'm not saying its right but it happens. If you gained 50 pounds since marriage you may become less attractive in your partners eyes, as they might not find larger men/women attractive. Ending the relationship seems a little overboard (especially a marriage) for something as petty as weight gain, which may be why people cheat instead.
PresAgent 23
Rule #1: Cardio. Exercise is good for you, and it's great for killing time.
borkchop1992 15
zombieland :D
thatKidzmOm 10
Rule #2- double tap :-D
natashax21 5
Rule #3: Beware of bathrooms
Pentium_4 27
Let the "He's a keeper" comments commence
MaaaanWTF 1
Let the "Let the -insert cliche comment here- comments commence" comments commence. Wam bam KABAAM!!! Comment inception haha.
Pentium_4 27
;)
borkchop1992 15
we all need to burn away the holiday calories we get from eating all that shit
deviable 9
Sounds like this relationship isn't going to work out.
Tadeusz_fml 5
I see what you did there.
Wheredidgrungego 12
I need to do some crunches too. I've been hitting the egg nog pretty hard these past few days.
MaaaanWTF 1
Yum! Egg nog is like a Christmas milkshake!
ikickgingers 15
I quite enjoy the Evan Williams Egg nog...
Enslaved 38
Farm Store's= The best one! (after you add your own liquor!) (:
Llamacod 11
Enslaved, would it be ok to just add liquor I bought from tuscarora or do I have to make my own ?
Llamacod 11
I meant "the store" not tuscarora
OhLohd111 11
Although the alcohol from tuscarora is quite delectable.