flowerging
Stony Brook, United States
Today, I offered to pay my boyfriend to buy me flowers. He still refused. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom
Good one
Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML
Anonymous
Lowell, United States
Today, I caught my boyfriend stealing money from my purse. He tried to turn it on me by claiming I'll owe him for the flowers he'll get me on Valentine's Day, then tried to make me feel guilty by saying the whole thing is for "selfish bitches anyway". FML
damn
Sydney, Australia
Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML
cyprianista
Houston, United States
Today, I spent an ungodly amount of money to send my long-distance boyfriend a giant bouquet of roses for Valentine's Day. A few hours after making the non-refundable payment, he let me know we weren't going to work out, and that he was already sleeping with someone else. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Suit yourself
Today, I offered my boyfriend medicine which is quite likely to help with his pollen allergy and other health problems, free of charge, and without side effects. I also pointed out an easy fix to keep the pollen out of his apartment. He said, “No thanks” to both, and just kept on complaining. FML
Azure_Mist
United States
Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which is something he's never done before. Unfortunately, this was his way of apologizing for cheating on me. FML
Ella
United States
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Oh hells no
Los Altos, United States
Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML
Anonymous
United States
Get out
Today, my boyfriend tried to break up with me again, and actually offered me gas money so that I would leave. FML
notmyfam
Chester Hill, Australia
Awkward
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
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StephWALKER 17
Why on earth would you do that? You can't be that desperate honey, go get yourself a guy who treats you well.
xiaodoggiie 5
Why in the world do you have to pay him to do that!
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Comments (126)
jannygirl11 2
Bruno Mars to the rescue!
spottyblanket 8
Why did you offer to pay him?
haynicole 7
Why are so many people suggesting the OP break up with her boyfriend? We can't exactly tell if the boyfriend does other romantic things or if he is an overall good (or bad) boyfriend. I feel sorry for your guys relationships if that is what it takes for you to break up with someone. You're really going to break up with someone because they didn't buy you FLOWERS? Ha. Buy your own dang flowers. Not to mention that OPs method of trying to get him to buy flowers is just insulting.
icepick23 12
Why do you torture him? Buy the flowers yourself
tashapasha 11
Uh time for a new ******* boyfriend
AlexiAwesome 10
Either one of two things have happened: 1) he's allergic to flowers. 2) he's just not that into you... OR HE DOESN'T EXIST.
PerditaDessa 38
The bribery aspect of this leads me to believe that Op's not looking for actual romance here but instead it's something like a friend/coworker got flowers from their SO and now Op feels left out or wants to prove that her boyfriend is just as good.
Rahii_nami 10
oh uh...u offered to pay ur bf !!!!!!¿¿¿¿¡¡....oh gosh not a good idea.......its better if u find someone who cares abt u ..not waiting for ya to pay him to buy u something..... :/
murkinstock 5
i would just go pick flowers myself. one time I was walking to the cemetery to visit my deceased father. I was just picking cool flowers on the way there and I made a bouquet that was waayyyy better than any I have ever seen in stores
groovycrazyjoe 18
you should just leave I'm available lol