flowerging
Stony Brook, United States
Today, I offered to pay my boyfriend to buy me flowers. He still refused. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom
Good one
Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML
Anonymous
Lowell, United States
Today, I caught my boyfriend stealing money from my purse. He tried to turn it on me by claiming I'll owe him for the flowers he'll get me on Valentine's Day, then tried to make me feel guilty by saying the whole thing is for "selfish bitches anyway". FML
damn
Sydney, Australia
Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML
cyprianista
Houston, United States
Today, I spent an ungodly amount of money to send my long-distance boyfriend a giant bouquet of roses for Valentine's Day. A few hours after making the non-refundable payment, he let me know we weren't going to work out, and that he was already sleeping with someone else. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Suit yourself
Today, I offered my boyfriend medicine which is quite likely to help with his pollen allergy and other health problems, free of charge, and without side effects. I also pointed out an easy fix to keep the pollen out of his apartment. He said, “No thanks” to both, and just kept on complaining. FML
Azure_Mist
United States
Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which is something he's never done before. Unfortunately, this was his way of apologizing for cheating on me. FML
Ella
United States
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Oh hells no
Los Altos, United States
Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML
Anonymous
United States
Get out
Today, my boyfriend tried to break up with me again, and actually offered me gas money so that I would leave. FML
notmyfam
Chester Hill, Australia
Awkward
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
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StephWALKER 17
Why on earth would you do that? You can't be that desperate honey, go get yourself a guy who treats you well.
xiaodoggiie 5
Why in the world do you have to pay him to do that!
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Comments (126)
CanadianCutie22 16
you shouldn't have to pay for that ! he should just do it " just because "
fcryingoutloud 9
"he should"? "just because"? oh ffs quit the internet and go back to the kitchen not because you're female, because you're you
iphonemaster 4
That's sad, seriously. Enough said
cartedor 18
Its time. To ditch him and move on
meekthekit 6
He doesn't seem like a very good bud. You'd think this relationship would have stemmed into something serious by now but I guess not.
fcryingoutloud 9
YDI and I'd totally high-five him. This is Making a Relationship Toxic (Female Version) 101, insisting on hollowed-out ritual gestures and turning a display of emotion into an act of ritual homage there's a different and equally bad Male Version but by God the flowers one is the all-time classic I can totally visualise what must have led up to it, you're the problem, use this as an opportunity to think
duhbaby 10
& This guy is still your boyfriend?
waynenight 4
The only reason i agree for her to leave her boyfriend is because she also sounds crazy so i don't see this relationship ending well
Megan639 16
Dump him
gohogs518 4
That sucks, today my boyfriend came home with a dozen red roses for no reason and I told him to never buy me flowers again. I think they're ridiculous and all they do is die. Want me to mail you mine? Haha
godamnitmotagain 16
Have you ever thought maybe you did something bad to him and he doesn't think you deserve flowers?